Definitions by Potterfreak82
Michael Bay Presentation
A project being presented that has very little substance and instead focuses on flash, glitz and glamor. Typically, these types of presentations will only be pleasing to those who are incredibly small minded and easily impressed.
Bill: man, did you Ricky's project.
Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.
Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?
Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.
Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.
Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.
Me: Yeah, I was there, dude.
Bill: Right, right. Wasn't it awesome?
Me: The hell are you talking about? He said nothing about what happens when an atom splits.
Bill: Yeah, but his poster spewed fired.
Me: Who gives a fuck? It was a total Michael Bay Presentation.
Michael Bay Presentation by Potterfreak82 January 24, 2011
Nerd high
A feeling of euphoria one gets after seeing something truly awesome. Normally lasts anywhere between 3 weeks to 4 months.
Me: So, I just saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1.
Girl: How was it?
Me: I'm gonna be on a nerd high for a long time.
Girl: How was it?
Me: I'm gonna be on a nerd high for a long time.
Nerd high by Potterfreak82 January 23, 2011
Kansas
The state that removed Evolution from the science textbooks.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
Me: hey, did you hear about the pro-lifers in Kansas?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
Kansas by Potterfreak82 January 21, 2011
Mr. Pibb
Friend: got anything to drink?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
Mr. Pibb by Potterfreak82 January 21, 2011
part-time Hipster
One who identifies as a Hipster, but occasionally enjoys something mainstream. In some cases, they may not favor something released by mainstream, but rather reject a good portion of Indie culture.
Hipster Girl: so you seriously saw Inception?
Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.
Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?
Part-time Hipster: damn right!
Part-time Hipster: yeah, it was awesome.
Hipster Girl: but it's so mainstream. And you say you're a Hipster?
Part-time Hipster: damn right!
part-time Hipster by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
Jonas Brother
Someone who has complete immunity from insults because they are so full of fail.
A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
Jonas Brother by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011
O rly
Grandma: hey, Ricky Martin just came out of the closet. Turns out he was gay all along.
Me: O rly?
Grandma: Ya rly
Me: O rly?
Grandma: Ya rly
O rly by Potterfreak82 January 20, 2011