Friend: got anything to drink?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
Me: yeah, got some Mr. Pibb.
Friend: what's Mr. Pibb?
Me: Only one of the greatest fucking sodas ever created. How do you not know about Mr. Pibb?
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Get the Beach Sex mug.Bill: hey, have you heard the song Friday?
Me: no, let's hear it.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partyin, Partyin, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.
Bill: so what did you think?
Me: can you get something for me?
Bill: for sure, what do you need?
Me: A rope and a stool.
Me: no, let's hear it.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partyin, Partyin, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.
Bill: so what did you think?
Me: can you get something for me?
Bill: for sure, what do you need?
Me: A rope and a stool.
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Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.
Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?
Bill: yeah.
Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?
Bill: yeah.
Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
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In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
In recent years has became infamous for having a pro-life group kill an obstetrician who performed abortions.
Me: hey, did you hear about the pro-lifers in Kansas?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
Friend: I know that tone, this is a set up for a joke.
Me: no, I swear. A bunch of pro-life psychos killed a doctor who performed abortions.
Friend: so much for being pro-life, huh?
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A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.
Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?
Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.
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She's so terrible that, by comparison, she makes Justin Bieber look like John Lennon.
She's so terrible that, by comparison, she makes Justin Bieber look like John Lennon.
News anchor: and in an unrelated story, up-and-coming young singer, Rebecca Black has achieved the impossible by making Justin Bieber look like a lyrical genius.
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