Poster Nutbag's definitions

Mang

This is how Tony Montana says MAN, but in a comradery/get outta my face way.

ju tink I a communiss, Mang....uh?

ju tink I wanna live ing some fucking caige, mang....uh?

who da fuck u tink put dis togetta, uh?
ME, dass who, mang !!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

gellin

Gellin' means you're wearing the new insoles by Scholls
If you're Gelling, you're not gellin'.
Gelling means you use goopy L.A. Looks hair gel and you're an assclown.

I'm gellin' like a felon, want some melon ?

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

ziggy

A short bald guy with a big nose and one curly hair coming out of his head.
He lives a very quiet and boring life.

Nothing happened to Ziggy today.

by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003

wall street journal

Voted best fish wrap 15 years running. A "newspaper" that thinks it's still 1875. Hey dumbfuck, you ever hear of a camera. Put down your pencil, it's the 21st century.

The Wall Street Journal has no crossword. What a worthless rag.

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003

The right to VOTE

This is something very special that gets dragged through the mud by young nihilist pessimists who think that their voices will never be heard, so instead they sit back, get high, and watch the ship go down convinced that they couldn't do anything about it.

I really hope that all the people flaming and chiding their country and political system are exercising their right to VOTE. Because if they aren't then they should be put to sleep so I don't have to listen to them complain.

by Poster Nutbag May 29, 2003

Stalactite

A shin buster. What you might trip on while spelunking.

"Millions of stalactites incising my knees !!"

by Poster Nutbag May 21, 2003

Nova

A public television show that I watched when I wanted to go to sleep. I think it was about space. But it could have been about pizza.

"Hey, did you catch Nova last night ?"

"Yup, slept like a baby."

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003