Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.

Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

FANTA

Makers of GREAT orange soda !!

Hoggy Wash !!!!

by Poster Nutbag June 24, 2003

biscuit

When you pour a Guinness stout the right way, the cascading foam forms a 3/4" thick layer of natural wonderment at the head.
This is the biscuit.

That hot bartender just gave my biscuit nipples. I think she wants to fuck me.

by Poster Nutbag June 10, 2003

nub

The plastic tip at the end of a shoelace.

Danno broke his thumb so he's been tieing his shoes with his teeth.
Now his nubs are all hashed and frayed.

by Poster Nutbag May 28, 2003

Nova

A public television show that I watched when I wanted to go to sleep. I think it was about space. But it could have been about pizza.

"Hey, did you catch Nova last night ?"

"Yup, slept like a baby."

by Poster Nutbag May 20, 2003

shimma nimma ho

Filler that you add to a song when you don't know the words.

Oh say can you see !!
By the dawns early light !!
What so shimma nimma ho !!
and the tight wire's last streaming !!

"I believe I can fly....!!
I believe shimma nimma ho ...!!
Shimma nimm I can Fly !!!"

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

gellin

Gellin' means you're wearing the new insoles by Scholls
If you're Gelling, you're not gellin'.
Gelling means you use goopy L.A. Looks hair gel and you're an assclown.

I'm gellin' like a felon, want some melon ?

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003