blue hair

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.

If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!

by Poster Nutbag June 03, 2003

joodle

Adding to the argument that Spaghetti is really a Hebrew dish that orginated in Israel in the 14th Century.
The noodle part that grows on the Farfalle tree.

The Joodle will never Farfalle from the tree.

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

cute

What a girl calls you when you're ugly, but funny enough that she can't stop staring at you.

LaLa has a Pug. That goddamn dog is so fucking ugly, but I laugh so hard every time I see it and it licks my face and humps my leg.
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

Tits

or Teets, the two scoops of flesh on a female's chest that produce the juice to nurture the infants. Also, provides please to the female when squeezed firmly or flicked with your index finger.
They especially like it when you grab them in public and say, "Come on baby I just want to show everyone that I love you(r tits)"

"That would be totally TITS you guys !!"

by Poster Nutbag June 04, 2003

hemorrhoid

An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.

Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.

by Poster Nutbag June 06, 2003

shimma nimma ho

Filler that you add to a song when you don't know the words.

Oh say can you see !!
By the dawns early light !!
What so shimma nimma ho !!
and the tight wire's last streaming !!

"I believe I can fly....!!
I believe shimma nimma ho ...!!
Shimma nimm I can Fly !!!"

by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

gellin

Gellin' means you're wearing the new insoles by Scholls
If you're Gelling, you're not gellin'.
Gelling means you use goopy L.A. Looks hair gel and you're an assclown.

I'm gellin' like a felon, want some melon ?

by Poster Nutbag June 20, 2003