Definitions by Poster Nutbag

blue hair 

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.

If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!

blue hair by Poster Nutbag June 3, 2003

no 

HOw 90% of the idiots on this sight spell the word KNOW.

"Do you KNOW how to spell?"

"Bzzz... I'm not part of ur species. I no all you r secret cooki recipes."

no by Poster Nutbag June 2, 2003

The right to VOTE 

This is something very special that gets dragged through the mud by young nihilist pessimists who think that their voices will never be heard, so instead they sit back, get high, and watch the ship go down convinced that they couldn't do anything about it.

I really hope that all the people flaming and chiding their country and political system are exercising their right to VOTE. Because if they aren't then they should be put to sleep so I don't have to listen to them complain.

The right to VOTE by Poster Nutbag May 29, 2003

shimma nimma ho 

Filler that you add to a song when you don't know the words.

Oh say can you see !!
By the dawns early light !!
What so shimma nimma ho !!
and the tight wire's last streaming !!

"I believe I can fly....!!
I believe shimma nimma ho ...!!
Shimma nimm I can Fly !!!"

shimma nimma ho by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

fuckward 

The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.

JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!

fuckward by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

joodle 

Adding to the argument that Spaghetti is really a Hebrew dish that orginated in Israel in the 14th Century.
The noodle part that grows on the Farfalle tree.

The Joodle will never Farfalle from the tree.

joodle by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003

cute 

What a girl calls you when you're ugly, but funny enough that she can't stop staring at you.

LaLa has a Pug. That goddamn dog is so fucking ugly, but I laugh so hard every time I see it and it licks my face and humps my leg.
That goddamn dog is CUTE !!

cute by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003