Definitions by Positive Control

Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.

"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."

Badger Wagon by Positive Control October 30, 2021

Sawtooth Approach 

When a person purposefully uses their teeth during fallatio to discourage being asked to repeat the act.

"Kimmy doesn't give very good head."

"Nah, man. She was just using the sawtooth approach on you."

Sawtooth Approach by Positive Control September 1, 2019

Spicy Nipples

The modern day RT. Hard nipples due to a variety of causes: low temperature, sexual arousal, been purple nerped recently, etc.

"Damn, it's so cold in here I'm sporting some spicy nipples."

Spicy Nipples by Positive Control August 23, 2019

Trailblazer 

The redhead version of a landing strip.

Did you see her trailblazer? I'd follow that guide until I needed a spelunker to continue into her deep, dark cave.

Trailblazer by Positive Control August 23, 2019

Clover Corridor 

The ultimate St. Patrick's day challenge. Fuck 3 different men at 3 different Irish bars on St. Patty's day.

"Hannah completed the Ole Clover Corridor."

"Don't tell Jeremy, he only got two out of three..."

Clover Corridor by Positive Control March 30, 2019

Dusty Router 

When an IT professional has sex with someone more than twice their age while performing their official duties.

"Yeah, Todd helped old lady Thatcher on the seventh floor with her new login and gave her the dusty router right in her office!"

"Door open?"

"You know it."

Dusty Router by Positive Control February 26, 2018