Poop Stain Barney's definitions

Xenohomophobic

Fear of gay Aliens.

Yo, you see how Pedro act since the Aliens invaded earth? He got all paranoid the other day when a male Alien looked at him funny. Said he thought the alien had a crush on him. Dayum! Pedro is one Xenohomophobic mo fo!

by Poop Stain Barney May 1, 2011

Trumpcation

When you take a Vacation every week.

I have a lot of vacation days left this year so I will take a Trumpcation this week and next week.

by Poop Stain Barney March 18, 2017

Rescue Randy

A person who is always looking for opportunities to be a hero.

Mike was quick to rush towards the accident- even though Paramedics were already on the scene. He sure is a Rescue Randy.

by Poop Stain Barney October 26, 2011

Dog Worshippers

People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.

The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.

by Poop Stain Barney August 14, 2011

Validation Addiction

A person who uses Facebook to get their ego stroked and is so enamored by it that an addiction develops out of a need for constant validation.

Note: A sympathy seeker also falls under this category.

All Amy had to do was write, 'Thanks to all for the birthday wishes!' on her Facebook Wall but because of her validation addiction, she instead chose to personally thank each and every one of her 500 friends!

by Poop Stain Barney May 13, 2011

Negative Ned

A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.

First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."

by Poop Stain Barney May 17, 2011

endangered feces

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

by Poop Stain Barney June 1, 2011