Poonstankqua's definitions

rice and potatoes

an interracial relationship consisting of one partner of east or southeast Asian descent and an extremely white caucasion person. A rice and potato couple usually consists of one extremely fobby Asian and a dweeby white person.

Hung Lo and Edgar are the typical gay rice and potatoes couple. They eat dumplings with mayonnaise.

by Poonstankqua January 7, 2009

nig wig

an unconvincing, cheap hair weave worn by a ghetto black woman who can't afford anything better.

"Latonya aint fooling nobody with that ghetto-ass nig wig on her head."

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009

Tigger

A Thai person who thinks they are black and tries to act all ghetto and shit. The thai version of a wigger or a chigger

That Thai hip hop group Thaitanium are a bunch of Tiggers with their gold chains and baggy pants. They think they are from Brooklyn, when they are actually from Bangkok.

by Poonstankqua December 5, 2010

Rose Kennedy

a cocktail popular in Washington, DC and Massachussets. Consists of Vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry juice. Garnished with a lemon wedge. A lo carb version of The Cape Code. Named after Rose Kennedy, the mother of President John F. Kennedy.

Also known simply as a "Rose."

"Bitch, I want to get drunk like a Kennedy, but I don't want to get fat like Ted, so I'll be drinking me some Rose Kennedys."

by Poonstankqua January 12, 2009

Kangaroo Cunt

slang for Australian Pussy, or for simply an Australian woman.

"See the hot Australian girl over there eating the Vegemite sandwich? I'd love to taste her Kangaroo Cunt."

"Kylie Minogue is one hot Kangaroo Cunt."

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009

Ethel Kennedy

A cocktail popular in Massachusetts and Washington, DC. A cousin to the Rose Kennedy, this drink consists of Vodka, tonic, a splash of cranberry and garnished with a lemon wedge. Named in honor of Ethel Skakel Kennedy, the widow of Robert F. Kennedy.

If you go to a bar in washington, DC make sure you order an Ethel Kennedy. If you are on a diet, then order a Rose Kennedy

by Poonstankqua April 8, 2009

Lizatini

A martini chased with a percoset, valium, or some other prescription painkiller.
Named after Liza Minnelli, because she is notorious for being a big boozer and addicted to prescription painkillers.

"That Lizatini I had last night really knocked me off my ass! I slept 15 hours straight."

by Poonstankqua January 11, 2009