Poonstankqua's definitions

Kangaroo Cunt

slang for Australian Pussy, or for simply an Australian woman.

"See the hot Australian girl over there eating the Vegemite sandwich? I'd love to taste her Kangaroo Cunt."

"Kylie Minogue is one hot Kangaroo Cunt."

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009

shtunes

gay slang for Show Tunes.

"OMG Mark, you have the original cast album of Company, you are the king of shtunes!"

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009

nig wig

an unconvincing, cheap hair weave worn by a ghetto black woman who can't afford anything better.

"Latonya aint fooling nobody with that ghetto-ass nig wig on her head."

by Poonstankqua January 14, 2009

Rose Kennedy

a cocktail popular in Washington, DC and Massachussets. Consists of Vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry juice. Garnished with a lemon wedge. A lo carb version of The Cape Code. Named after Rose Kennedy, the mother of President John F. Kennedy.

Also known simply as a "Rose."

"Bitch, I want to get drunk like a Kennedy, but I don't want to get fat like Ted, so I'll be drinking me some Rose Kennedys."

by Poonstankqua January 12, 2009

Lizatini

A martini chased with a percoset, valium, or some other prescription painkiller.
Named after Liza Minnelli, because she is notorious for being a big boozer and addicted to prescription painkillers.

"That Lizatini I had last night really knocked me off my ass! I slept 15 hours straight."

by Poonstankqua January 11, 2009

My Coochie Be Stankin'

The state of being shit-faced drunk.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

"I had one too many vodka tonics at happy hour, now 'My Coochie be Stankin'"

by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009

Bed Bath and Beyonce

Slang for home goods store Bed Bath and Beyond or for R&B pop diva Beyonce Knowles.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

" I need to go to Bed Bath and Beyonce and get a toilet seat."

"That sistah is shaking her booty like she think she be Bed Bath and Beyonce."

by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009