Definitions by Poon-Master Phoenix

National Penis Day 

In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.

James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"

National Penis Day by Poon-Master Phoenix September 4, 2003

Man Rag 

Any item which a male uses to "clean up" on ("cleaning up" in the art of wiping the cum off your know abter a wank).

Dude, that's my mini-league glove, don't use it as a fuckin' manrag!

Man Rag by Poon-Master Phoenix September 3, 2003

Quicky 

I don't know what you think a "quicky" is, but I'm a New Zealander and I know. Some guy who says it's between "1 and 20 min" wat the fuck? Here in NZ that is a "normal shag". A quicky is done in the quickest possible ammount of time (the time it takes to get an erection and blow your load as fast as possible). They take anywhere from 20 secconds to 2 minutes. The only one getting any pleasure is the guy - the woman is only there to help the guy out, and doesn't recieve any real pleasure.

I gave her a 25 seccond quicky between class's

Quicky by Poon-Master Phoenix September 3, 2003

done up

A way to describe a woman with plastic surgery, one who got a "boob job" (breast implants).

Dude, I got my girlfriend done up! Check out those jugs!!

done up by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

poler 

A girl (14-28) who wears short skirts, small (if any) g-trings, low-cut tops and anything else to show off her assets (which often incluse a few guys who are just "tagging along").

Dude, Tracy is such a poler!

poler by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

Sheep Mongerer 

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.

<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!

Sheep Mongerer by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

Au 

Au, the international word for peace. Said as one holds their left hand in front of their heart region, fingers extended and plam towards the body, and "sweeps" in down in front on them (only a simple wrist movement is required).

Hey dude. Au

Au by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003