Politic Ric's definitions

white trash

If you're constantly being bothered or annoyed by a 'white trash' acquaintance, neighbor or relative, and want to get rid of them once and for all - just lend them $20.00.
You'll never see them again.

That $20.00 I loaned to that white trash, low-life Bubba was the best money I ever spent!

by Politic Ric March 6, 2007

Game over, you win!

Whenever you find yourself in a situation that feels like it may escalate from a simple misunderstanding or disagreement into something worse – and you’re really not in the mood, just remember these four little words. This just might be the simplest phrase ever conceived to stop a potential argument dead in its tracks.

M: You’re going to go past it! I said it was on the right!
R: No, you said it was on the left.
M: No, I distinctly told you that it was on the…
R: Game over, you win!

by Politic Ric October 27, 2010

Just Just

Barely Legal. Taken from two definitions of the word Just.

Definition 1: Barely; by a narrow margin; within a brief period of time; only; merely

Definition 2: Legal; legitimate; guided by justice; in accordance with standards; right; lawful; proper

Man 1: “You’d better stay away from her, or you’ll end up in jail!”
Man 2: “No worries, I checked her out. She’s Just Just!”

by Politic Ric June 2, 2010

Roll Reversal

The act of flipping a roll of toilet paper around on its holder, so the paper comes off from the back of the roll, instead of the front.

“Man, I spun that roll a dozen times before I realized you had done a roll reversal on me!”

by Politic Ric April 28, 2012

Palintology

The study of the American political system in the early twenty-first century as it mutated from Democrat versus Republican and Liberal versus Conservative to the Sane versus the Insane – coinciding with the introduction of Sarah Palin and the inception of the Tea Party.

Man 1: I just signed up for a class to study how Sarah Palin screwed up everything for the Republican Party by stirring up the crazies and setting the stage for the Tea Party movement.
Man 2: I took Palintology last semester. It’s hard to believe those people can walk and chew gum at the same time!

by Politic Ric October 26, 2010

eleash

An “electronic leash” such as a cell phone, smartphone, PDA or any other electronic device that allows a possessive, controlling, paranoid, psycho, schizo or bipolar ‘significant other’ to keep in constant contact with their partner, throughout the day, for the sole purpose of harassment or controlling their every move.

R: “I can’t believe that he keeps his eleash turned on. She calls him every minute of the day, just to piss him off!”
J: “He should turn it off and just deal with her when he gets home.”
R: “I guess he’s afraid if he does, she’ll trash all of his stuff, or dump it at the curb. She’s done it before!”

by Politic Ric May 19, 2010

Trojan Whores

Beautiful, voluptuous women that you find impossible to resist… but… they have a ‘look’ that says they’ve ‘been around the block’ a few too many times. Although having sex with them is very tempting, your inner voice keeps warning you that something evil lurks inside, and you’ll probably end up contracting AIDS or some other serious STD if you’re not very careful – so you’d better double up on the condoms.

Man 1: “See ya tomorrow morning. I just got an offer I can’t refuse from those two babes!”
Man 2: “Make sure you wear a condom on your condom. They look like a couple Trojan Whores to me!”

by Politic Ric May 27, 2010