Hanar. The hanar that follow the enkindlers to their death are big stupid jellyfish, according to Commander Shepard.
Hanar: Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers we, too, must serve the reapers.
Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.
Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.
by Pogoextreme September 23, 2022
by Pogoextreme June 01, 2023
A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
by Pogoextreme May 08, 2019
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
by Pogoextreme February 03, 2021
Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee
To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
by Pogoextreme June 02, 2022
Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.
Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.
by Pogoextreme November 08, 2021
Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021