Definitions by Pogoextreme
Dolphin Pussy Jelly
Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
Dolphin Pussy Jelly by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021
Meat Blinds
Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
Meat Blinds by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021
British Rail Sandwich
A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.
Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.
British Rail Sandwich by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021
GGSK
GGSK means “Get Good, Shit Kid”. Often used by gamers who want to say “get good” to a new player but also wants to add on an insult as a extra kick in the face.
“I’ve been playing football for years but I’ve never scored a goal and now the other kids are being assholes”
“GGSK”
“Dad, please”
“GGSK”
“Dad, please”
GGSK by Pogoextreme February 6, 2021
Cumbrella
In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”
Cumbrella by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021
What the dish
“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.
Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again!
Andy; oh yeah?
Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.
Andy; What the dish?
Andy; oh yeah?
Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.
Andy; What the dish?
What the dish by Pogoextreme December 28, 2020
Nussy
The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
Nussy by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020