26 definitions by Pogoextreme

Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.

This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

When a person wearing jeans sits down and the zipper/button area sticks up, making it look like the wearer has an erection.

Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.

GGSK means “Get Good, Shit Kid”. Often used by gamers who want to say “get good” to a new player but also wants to add on an insult as a extra kick in the face.

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.