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GGSK means “Get Good, Shit Kid”. Often used by gamers who want to say “get good” to a new player but also wants to add on an insult as a extra kick in the face.
I’ve been playing football for years but I’ve never scored a goal and now the other kids are being assholes”

“GGSK”

“Dad, please”
by Pogoextreme February 6, 2021
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Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021
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A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.
Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.
by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021
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Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?

Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?

Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.

*Emma seethes with jealousy*
by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018
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The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
Oh fuck yeah, swab my nussy

Sir, please, I went to medical school

“uwu”
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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Tommysaurus is the name of a person who is polite, friendly, made some bad choices but then who hasn’t? He is super cute and deserves all the respect and attention because he’s a great friend.
That guy over there? Tommysaurus. Love him.

Oh my god I’m so lucky to have a Tommysaurus for a friend.
by Pogoextreme June 28, 2018
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Hanar. The hanar that follow the enkindlers to their death are big stupid jellyfish, according to Commander Shepard.
Hanar: Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers we, too, must serve the reapers.

Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.
by Pogoextreme September 23, 2022
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