Emma: OH did you hear about Sean?
Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.
Kirsty: Yeah! He's gone full river gypsy, divorced his wife and sold all his clothes and only wears a sock to cover his bits when he goes PoGo hunting.
by Pogoextreme August 19, 2022
A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.
Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.
by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021
Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.
This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.
Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
by Pogoextreme July 19, 2021
Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018
1. What you say when someone is going on, and on, and on about their boring ass life and you want to show how obnoxiously hilarious you are.
2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.
2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.
Kieran: oh! So I forgot to tell y’all that I’m gonna be a father!
Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me
Simon: that was harsh, Emma.
Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo
Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me
Simon: that was harsh, Emma.
Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo
by Pogoextreme July 07, 2018
Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
by Pogoextreme April 01, 2021
According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.
Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.
by Pogoextreme July 05, 2022