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Morbiosity

“Why are you staring at that car crash? You know it killed two people!”

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by Pogoextreme August 10, 2021
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Poratte

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018
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Ping Gate

Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.

This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.

Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
by Pogoextreme July 19, 2021
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CootFloosh

Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?

Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?

Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.

*Emma seethes with jealousy*
by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018
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Vagina Nest

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.
Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.
by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022
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Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.
Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021
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Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.
Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.
by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020
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