Definitions by Pogoextreme
Luxy Tingle
Kind of like “Spidey Sense” but instead you’re sensing that someone, somewhere, usually in a group chat you’re in you haven’t checked it’s a little while, are talking dirty without you.
Simon: Yeah anyway, as I got to Wrecsam I went straight to - hold on my Luxy Tingle is going mad. I bet Rich and Andy are at it.
Luxy Tingle by Pogoextreme December 8, 2020
Mustard Mitt
Mustard Mitt by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020
Napoleon Dick Syndrome
Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
Napoleon Dick Syndrome by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020
Shunting
A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.
Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.
Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.
Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.
Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.
Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.
Shunting by Pogoextreme November 12, 2019
Cairoh
A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
Cairoh by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019
CootFloosh
Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
CootFloosh by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018
Grown Zone
When a person wearing jeans sits down and the zipper/button area sticks up, making it look like the wearer has an erection.
Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.
Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.
Kieran: Andy, look, Simon has a massive erection.
Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis.
Kieran: what?
Andy: ... what?
Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis.
Kieran: what?
Andy: ... what?
Grown Zone by Pogoextreme July 8, 2018