116 definitions by PlaydohMan

television

a device for giving one's self eye cancer

Patient: Doctor i got eye cancer from watching too much TV.
Doctor: Well nothing we can do, we'll have to put you to sleep. Here, i have a nice dose of murder for you

by PlaydohMan May 11, 2004

desolator

a cool unit in Red Alert 2 that shoots a radiation cannon and can radiate the ground by pointing his gun at the ground and shooting

Desolators kickass!

by PlaydohMan May 9, 2004

dorritos day

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans

this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy

by PlaydohMan March 3, 2005

cell phone

a portable telephone that causes radiation poisoning in your brain and causes brain tumors

Cell phones emitted even more radiation in the 80's

by PlaydohMan May 11, 2004

Flop-flipper

a person that flip-flops on issues and/or runs a flip-flop factory

Both of these apply to John Kerry

by PlaydohMan March 3, 2005

sexcercise

when you excercise by having a rigorous amount of sex usally 8 hours

big bird: sexcercise helps kill obesity. try it today!

by PlaydohMan May 11, 2004

bulrog

Cartman in ninja form

Cartman: ha ha ha ha now you are a chicken ha ha ha ha
Kyle: goddamn it cartman

by PlaydohMan May 9, 2004