Definitions by PlayDohMan

omniphiliac 

one who has sex with everything

That omniphiliac raped the tree!

omniphiliac by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

can of whupass 

what stone cold opens when he is about to kick someone's ass

Gonna open up a can of whupass

can of whupass by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

instant message 

1. what you send someone when you want to talk on the internet
2. what internet sluts send you when they want you to visit their porn website

That ho sent me an instant message

instant message by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

muppet

weird little puppet things on sesame street and other little children's shows

big bird: hi kids today's weather is joint
cookie monster: big bird, thats not weather
Big bird: okay then today's letter is acne
Cookie monster: big bird, that a word not a letter
Big Bird: okay today's letter is 3
Cookie Monster: big bird thats a number not a letter
Big bird: no, but its the number of joints i smoked today

muppet by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

let's fighting love 

the song on the south park episode, good times with weapons

let's fighting love, taiketsu no mono, protect my balls....

let's fighting love by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

tumor 

a group of cancerous cells that forms naturally in the body, like steroids

Tumors are not caused by carcinogens

tumor by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

television 

a device for giving one's self eye cancer

Patient: Doctor i got eye cancer from watching too much TV.
Doctor: Well nothing we can do, we'll have to put you to sleep. Here, i have a nice dose of murder for you

television by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004