Gothel

An evil woman with a terrible dye job that locks her daughter in the dungeon. She also bean flicks to the little mermaid

Gothel is a bitch

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Cuntney

Cuntney is a talentless bitch. She enjoys talking shit on everyone, especially about theater even though her vocals sound like a pig orgy. She thinks she's all that even though she isn't and she has extremely fucked up teeth and an oddly shaped body.

"It's cuntney, not courtney."

by Platypussylove July 14, 2017

Squawk

The act of making bird noises loudly while on FaceTime with people to deafen them.

How dare you squawk at me!

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Hoebagel

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels

The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.

by Platypussylove June 11, 2018

Bean flick

The act of literally flicking a bean

Bean flicking isn’t sexual

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Bob Ross

A man who painted pubes on his head

I WANT MY HAIR TO LOOK LIKE BOB ROSS

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Blobfish

The act of making a very ugly frown face that resembles the ugly sea creature. It is a Also referred to as blobsquish when done in combination with a squishing method.

My favorite rapper is lil blobfish, but her face is fugly

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019