Pizza'man's definitions

Feel the guts

Most men like sex without a condom because you can feel all her guts

I don't using condoms because I can't feel the guts

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

Tilby

A person with a low IQ

My friend is such a tilby he caught the bus naked because he forgot to get dressed

by Pizza'man April 30, 2020

Ez

A easier way to say easy usually used in text messaging

Take it ez bro

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

Smells like purple

Sometimes my wife smells like purple

Bloody hell babe close your legs it smells like purple

by Pizza'man April 19, 2021

Schaaf

A born leader that is one tough motherfucker who takes no shit from any cunt

Wow, that guy mopped the floor with those punks at the pub last night ' yeah that's what you call a true Schaaf

by Pizza'man February 3, 2020

Skwobs

The noise a wet pussy makes when it's being penetrated

My wife's dripping wet cunt really skwobs when I fuck it

by Pizza'man July 1, 2020