Ball-brainer

A person whose entire brain is occupied by football — strategy, goals, matches, and even their dreams are football matches.
They're either a football genius, a delulu baller, or both.

He skipped a wedding to watch the UCL final — total ball-brainer.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Cornati

Someone who seems classy or elite but is actually full of corny drama, performative energy, or chaotic fakeness in a glittery wrapper.

That influencer gives such cornati vibes—like she preps fake tears before livestreaming.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Flavagating

The act of mentally exploding in admiration, being slayed by unexpected brilliance, or feeling intellectually shooketh in a fabulous way.

Can we talk about how that one paragraph in the textbook was actually mind flavagating for once?

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Slaycabulary

Your personal dictionary of made-up, fierce, funny, or fabulous words that perfectly describe the unhinged slay energy you bring to the world.

If your slaycabulary doesn’t include ‘ball-brainer,’ do you even gym?

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Sporemic

Describes something (or someone) whose energy, attitude, or chaos spreads uncontrollably — like a contagious force that takes over a team, classroom, or entire vibe.
Can be positive or negative, depending on the context.

He scored one goal and got so sporemic, he tried a bicycle kick in midfield.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Revibulent

Feeling mentally refreshed, emotionally glowed-up, and spiritually in your ✨zone✨ — after a vibe reset, new playlist, outfit change, or even a power cry.
Slay rebooted. Brain iced. Mood up.

I deleted 3 toxic chats and now I’m feeling absolutely revibulent.

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025

Egonortic

A person who is so consumed by their own ego that it becomes almost narcotic — addictive, blinding, and lowkey destructive.
They’re not just arrogant, they’re egonortic: obsessed with themselves to the point of being toxic.

I’d revise with her, but she’s too egonortic to admit she doesn’t get the topic

by Pitch Princess June 12, 2025