Definitions by Pissed Off Paul

hazard pay 

Money one's employer pays in addition to one's regular pay due to the fact one agreed to do work that is dangerous to life and limb

"Combat pay" is the U.S. military's equivalent to hazard pay.

hazard pay by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003

Mandy Moore 

Mandy Moore is a very talented and beautiful singer/actress. She also comes off as genuinely sweet in her interviews. She also has the most beautiful pair of long legs!

Mandy Moore's boyfriend is one lucky bastard!

Mandy Moore by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003

sandpaper baseball bat 

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

sandpaper baseball bat by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

hoopty 

A hoopty is beat-up, piece of shit car with a rusted-out body, a bad transmission, and an engine that only runs on sunny days!

Can I borrow $2? I gotta put gas in my hoopty!

hoopty by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

Double Bass

a woman with big titties, a small waist, and a big ass; called so because her body is shaped like a double bass

That double bass woman got a banging body!

Double Bass by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

dine n ditch 

Slang term for eating at a sit-down restaurant and leaving without paying; "dining" then "ditching" the check!

dine n ditch by Pissed Off Paul October 8, 2003

spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave 

To spend a lot of money at any one given time; taken from the fact that sailors, while on shore leave, used to spend all of their money on whores and alcoholic beverages

I stopped letting my wife use the credit card. Every time she goes to the mall, she spends like a drunken sailor on shore leave!

spend like a drunken sailor on shore leave by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003