Pissed Off Paul's definitions

holy trinity

The 3 greatest female rock singers of all time!

Pat Benatar, Ann Wilson, & Amy Lee

by Pissed Off Paul October 13, 2003

cock block

The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky!

"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine!"

"Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."

by Pissed Off Paul October 7, 2003

white rasta

a fake ass, ganja smokin, unwashed, Bob Marley listenin to cracker ass cracker who thinks he's "connecting" with the black man by PRETENDING to fight for equality

Go smoke some hippie lettuce, ya stupid ass white rasta. Funckin dumb ass honky.

by Pissed Off Paul March 5, 2004

redneck trifecta

The "redneck trifecta" represents the three things a redneck cannot live without: NASCAR, rasslin', and Wal-Mart!

"I reckon I'll buy me some jerky and discount beer at the Wal-Mart and spend all day watchin rasslin and NASCAR!" -Cledus

by Pissed Off Paul October 16, 2003

boy band

a group of 4 or 5 men who lip sync other people's music while pretending to like girls

Boy bands are nothing but a bunch of no-talent, 30-year-old pretty boys who like to bend each other over!

by Pissed Off Paul March 1, 2004

sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003

Mandy Moore

Mandy Moore is a very talented and beautiful singer/actress. She also comes off as genuinely sweet in her interviews. She also has the most beautiful pair of long legs!

Mandy Moore's boyfriend is one lucky bastard!

by Pissed Off Paul October 10, 2003