wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

trognon

Noun
a useless, leftover piece of something that is usually thrown away or discarded. Something no one has a use for.

After being adopted by a loving family, the child felt less like the trognon his former foster family often called him.

by Pipistrello December 27, 2005

Spreetard

singular noun
Any serious fan/follower of The Polyphonic Spree, a jam band of undefined genre whose members (approximately 24 musicians and growing) concenttrate on making music and good feelings rather than money and fame. The band was founded by Tim DeLaughter. This is not a derogatory term.

Any Spreetard worth their salt knows that The Polyphonic Spree is not a cult, in spite of the robes they wear.

by Pipistrello January 07, 2006

GayDHD

so ridiculously and stereotypically out of control flamboyantly gay that heat sensor trip when they walk by.

His GayDHD is so severe, marshmallows toast in his presence.

by Pipistrello January 11, 2009