Pip's definitions

Brazilian Kiss

The act of vomiting, in a particularly violent and uncontrollable manner.

"I'm never going to KEBAB-ME again after they gave me this kebab of mass destruction. I just did a Brazilian Kiss down your toilet."

by Pip December 27, 2003

beige

The direct opposite of rave,

Have you seen that new cable programme, 'rave eye for the beige guy'

by Pip April 24, 2005

Russian Noodle Salad

Eating the mixture of pubic hairs and dried semen from your sexual partner's under-carriage.

"Oh God, eat my Russian Noodle Salad before I blow my steaming load all over your sheep!"

by Pip April 28, 2003

Random

The latest buzzword used amongst mindless teenagers as a way of showing just so utterly irreverent their predictable sense of humour is. Particularly dominant among English teens and University students, the word "random" or the act of being "random" is a desperate plea for others to recognise how totally against the grain of the norm you are and that you're really crazy and out there. Trouble is, being "random" is predictable, boring, moronic and extremely sad indeed.

Often used by an MTVeenager.

Uni Student: "Cheese! HA HA!"
Another Uni Student: "Wow that's soooo RANDOM! Let's go and buy some trendy clothes which have meaningless and pretentious words/numbers all over to make us look random."

by Pip January 30, 2005

zoinks

crap for crap

by pip June 17, 2003

argument

The process by which two people repeat the same two conflicting opinions whilst elevating vocal amplitude to falsely assume either of the opinions is correct.

"I am right."
"You are wrong."
"I AM right."
"You ARE WRONG."
-ad infinitum.

by Pip April 26, 2003

fecus

a slang word combining fecal and fetus.

crap baby.

by pip December 2, 2003