Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.
I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.
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Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.
I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.
by PineappleJuice March 05, 2015
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and then..

Phrase used when someone has started a story but didn't finish it.
..and then.. what happened?
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FWTWB

Acronym standing for fucked with the wrong bitch.
You idiot, you FWTWB.
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FWTWB

You guys fucked with the wrong bitch.
FWTWB
by PineappleJuice March 26, 2015
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Peep holes

A way that Tomcats peep.
The experiments with my brain are scaring, hurting and confusing me. The peep holes aren't fun if no one tells me what's going on and it's left to my imagination. Shitty toilet ass peep holes make me question wtf is going on.
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squid

Biologists still do not fully understand the mechanics of squid aeronautics, but based on accumulating anecdotal and photographic evidence, they have no doubt that the phenomenon is real and widespread. "Flying is not at all unusual in several families of squid," says Michael Vecchione, a squid expert at the Smithsonian Institution. In particular, the families Ommastrephidae and Onychoteuthidae are known for their loftiness. "It's not uncommon to find squid on the deck of the ship in the morning," Vecchione adds. Many squid remain in the dark depths during the day to avoid predators, Vecchione explains, but when they venture into shallower waters at night to feed they are liable to jump out of the water in a panic and onto a boat.
These morning-after encounters are not infrequent, but catching a squid in the act of flight is still quite a feat. "It just happens so fast," Maciá says. "You really have to be in the right place in the right time."
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