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Definitions by PineappleJuice

Pertaining to a specific personality that is self absorbed, as well as self righteous. Fuckwits SOMETIMES have good personality traits, but are earmarked by personallity flaws such as(but not limited to):
ego issues
honesty issues
self worth issues
fake happiness issues
temporary happiness issues
illicit drug issues
legal issues
domestic issues
failure issues
abandonment issues
inflated ego issues
That fuckwit doesn't even know who he even is or what's best for him because he has such little faith in himself, rightfully so because of his issues.
That fuckwit needs guidance and help.
That fuckwit doesn't understand the quality of which life can be because her issues.
That fuckwit could use some guidance and love.
That fuckwit had better straighten up before he fucks his life up even more.
That fuckwit needs to find someone who truly makes him happy and want to not be fuckwit.
That fuckwit has potential that he flashes down the toilet everyday because of his 'woe is me' attitude.
That fuckwit is not a horrible person, just very lost.
Fuckwits can change, if they give up there fuckwit ways.
Fuckwits are usually good people with a bad past who need extra TLC to get out of the fuckwit life style.
I don't care if that fuckwit wants to be with me or not, the fuckwit needs someone who is willing to make them not be a fuckwit.
Remember fuckwits, you have to love yourself before you can love anybody else.
Hey fuckwit, treat yourself with some respect.
Hey fuckwit, you only deserve the respect that you give.
fuckwit by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
That guy.
Noah is that guy.
Noah by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
GAM
You know who you are.
GAM by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
1. Cuddling that turns into sex.

2. The bees knees of cuddling.

3. The far superior counter part to a cuddle session.
1. Well that happened real quick.

2. I want to snuggle.
3. That included a happy ending.
Snuggle by PineappleJuice March 4, 2015

commitment 

1. To be loyal to an organization, person or fan base

2. The act of committing
3. The act of following through
He was a loyal customer and that is proven by his commitment to only shop here.

She is a loyal gf because she is acknowledges commitment.

I have a prior commitment, thereby will not be able to meet you for lunch.
commitment by PineappleJuice March 4, 2015

Snuggling 

1. Cuddling with your significant other
2. Often starts out playful and flirty; includes a happy ending.

3. Tends to be sexual.
I love snuggling.

Snuggling is far superior to cuddling.

I would enjoy a good snuggle session.
Snuggling by PineappleJuice March 3, 2015

final judgement 

After we die and are resurrected we will come before God, the Eternal Father, to be judged. Through Jesus Christ, God will judge every single person who has ever lived on the earth and will determine the worth of each individual. God's final judgment is based upon our acceptance of Christ as our Savior and our obedience to his commandments. Each of us will receive a degree of eternal glory which will determine where we will exist after this life.