Definitions by PineappleJuice

When ish hits the fan

Situational bullshit, worst case scenario and if they choose.

When ish hits the fan I want Charleigh and Davey.

When ish hits the fan by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015

Piece the pieces 

Everything is starting to make sense.

Piece the pieces, shits crazy.

Piece the pieces by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015

risk vs reward 

Comparing the consequences to the benefits.

You get to decide the risk vs reward.

risk vs reward by PineappleJuice May 12, 2015

forspaddowing 

For shadowing my future dating life.

Julian is constantly forspaddowing when he says on an almost daily basis, "you should probably just date a spy".

forspaddowing by PineappleJuice May 4, 2015

Satisfaction

Gratification found in doing something/someone.

I can uninstall all the bs that lets you see everything I do on my laptop and continue to get satisfaction by solving crimes by myself; like I've done for years on my literally half a dozen laptops that have gone to the laptop gods.

Satisfaction by PineappleJuice May 4, 2015

Unspiration 

The opposite of inspiration.

The unspiration is really strong due to bad vibes, arrogant people, ignorant people and fuckwits.

Unspiration by PineappleJuice May 4, 2015

There's Spnobody 

Phrase meaning there's nobody that understands what I'm going through, that I can talk to. Some of the spy's get it because I can see it in their eyes.

There's spnobody because Julian is just about at his wit's end with the 'spy crazyness' and I'm pretty sure my family thinks that I am certifiably insane.

I'm not going to a psychiatrist to talk because they would for sure be like, "yeah, you are a paranoid schizophrenic and need to be institutionalized or heavily sedated with drugs." This is ridiculously hard.

There's Spnobody by PineappleJuice May 4, 2015