Pimp in the Box's definitions

McNugget Rampage

when you get shorted a chicken mcnugget at a McDonald's and demand the manager an extra set of McNuggets or a free apple pie for your trouble only to deny your request and offer you a chocolatechip cookie instead. This is followed by going over the counter and bumrushing the grease faced teen, stuffing his head in the deep fryer and helping yourself to whatever food is available while fighting off employees with a mop an using frozen patties as shuriken throwing stars.

yeah dude, that's the last time they short my McNugget order I can tell you that much. You had to be there, I went on a McNugget Rampage

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

yeah, but what are you going to do?

a phrase coined by Homer Simpson where a situation doesn't typically favor one's way and they're either powerless or too lazy to do anything about it.

Marge: (checking mail) Hmm free sample of Lemon Time Homer: Ooh, give it here. (chuggs bottle) Marge: Homer that's dishwashing liquid! Homer: yeah, but what are you going to do?

by Pimp in the Box February 4, 2009

fuck you too!

a severe mortal blow to a retreating opponent. used in the final stages of an argument and is the best and only known counter to hey fuck you! this comeback verbally destroys the opposition and gives your opponent the option to walk away or waive that option by declaring a physical war and opening with a shove.

Todd: hey, fuck you! Eddie: fuck you too! .... (brief silence and Todd walks away) yeah, that's what I thought. pussy!

by Pimp in the Box February 18, 2009

Detroit Lions

an example of a weak inferior team. often times an automatic, guaranteed victory

...Guy: hey dude who do you like in the Laker game tonight? Guy2: friggin' kidding me bro? they're playing the DETROIT LIONS of basketball, its a lock. Lakers 129 - Clippers 83

by Pimp in the Box December 29, 2008

mmm bacon

the phenomenon that occurs when engaged in an unwanted, boring, tedious conversation where your mind naturally drifts away and all you can think of is the deliciousness of Bacon and the wonderful joy it brings. usually followed by heavy drooling

(in head) man, I hate when she vents about her day when i'm trying to watch the game. I wish she'd shut the fuck up, give me a blowjob and later make me a BLT sammy. damn you know what, that does sound good right about now. mmm bacon. crispy, salty ... bacon... oh yeah baby (drools)

by Pimp in the Box February 5, 2009

do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.

Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?

by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

super hangover

the result of over-eating, binge drinking, sleeping late and partying after Super Sunday.

Jesus: hey man, you look like shit dude, you should have called in sick ese. Rick: yeah why don't you fuck off Jesus. I got a Super hangover watching the game last night. did you watch it? how bout Ben Roethlisberger. guy's incredible. Jesus: who?

by Pimp in the Box February 2, 2009