Pimp in the Box's definitions

mmm bacon

the phenomenon that occurs when engaged in an unwanted, boring, tedious conversation where your mind naturally drifts away and all you can think of is the deliciousness of Bacon and the wonderful joy it brings. usually followed by heavy drooling

(in head) man, I hate when she vents about her day when i'm trying to watch the game. I wish she'd shut the fuck up, give me a blowjob and later make me a BLT sammy. damn you know what, that does sound good right about now. mmm bacon. crispy, salty ... bacon... oh yeah baby (drools)

by Pimp in the Box February 5, 2009

febreze it honey

the old man's way of getting the wife off your back to avoid doing any upholstery shampoo cleaning

Roxy: Fred, fido pissed on the sofa again Fred: febreze it honey

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

urbandict it

suggesting somebody to search a word on urbandictionary.com to find the true definition. this is only used when the word is obvious or just too graphic to say out loud.

Brittany: last night, Michael texted me and said he was going to give me a Strawberry Shortcake. I told him that I couldn't wait because OMG i love strawberry shortcakes. yummy! Courtney: OMG!!! ROTFL! urbandict it you stupid Bitch

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

hey fuck you!

a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win

Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!

by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.

Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?

by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

woo hoo!

a quick and natural reaction to excitement, joy and complete satisfaction.

Homer: Marge are we jewish? Marge: no, Homer Homer: woo hoo! (eats a pork roast)

by Pimp in the Box February 5, 2009

super hangover

the result of over-eating, binge drinking, sleeping late and partying after Super Sunday.

Jesus: hey man, you look like shit dude, you should have called in sick ese. Rick: yeah why don't you fuck off Jesus. I got a Super hangover watching the game last night. did you watch it? how bout Ben Roethlisberger. guy's incredible. Jesus: who?

by Pimp in the Box February 2, 2009