Pimp in the Box's definitions

bacon oj

the hearty bacon extract that is produced from cooking bacon for a family of four, and then poured in juice cups. consumed by millions of Americans each day.

Mom: Johnny, breakfast is ready! Little Johnny: aww ma, this looks like yesterdays grease, you know how i like freshly greased bacon oj

by Pimp in the Box February 6, 2009

McNugget Rampage

when you get shorted a chicken mcnugget at a McDonald's and demand the manager an extra set of McNuggets or a free apple pie for your trouble only to deny your request and offer you a chocolatechip cookie instead. This is followed by going over the counter and bumrushing the grease faced teen, stuffing his head in the deep fryer and helping yourself to whatever food is available while fighting off employees with a mop an using frozen patties as shuriken throwing stars.

yeah dude, that's the last time they short my McNugget order I can tell you that much. You had to be there, I went on a McNugget Rampage

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

Risk

a game played by two idiots who can barely manage to run their own lives

(LARRY): Sup dude, I just bought the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Wanna break out Risk and knock back a few beers? (STEVE): Nah man, im into this thing called World of Warcraft. dude you're living in the 60's man. what the hell's your problem, i mean Risk? seriously bro? grow up

by Pimp in the Box December 29, 2008

woo hoo!

a quick and natural reaction to excitement, joy and complete satisfaction.

Homer: Marge are we jewish? Marge: no, Homer Homer: woo hoo! (eats a pork roast)

by Pimp in the Box February 5, 2009

mmm bacon

the phenomenon that occurs when engaged in an unwanted, boring, tedious conversation where your mind naturally drifts away and all you can think of is the deliciousness of Bacon and the wonderful joy it brings. usually followed by heavy drooling

(in head) man, I hate when she vents about her day when i'm trying to watch the game. I wish she'd shut the fuck up, give me a blowjob and later make me a BLT sammy. damn you know what, that does sound good right about now. mmm bacon. crispy, salty ... bacon... oh yeah baby (drools)

by Pimp in the Box February 5, 2009

super hangover

the result of over-eating, binge drinking, sleeping late and partying after Super Sunday.

Jesus: hey man, you look like shit dude, you should have called in sick ese. Rick: yeah why don't you fuck off Jesus. I got a Super hangover watching the game last night. did you watch it? how bout Ben Roethlisberger. guy's incredible. Jesus: who?

by Pimp in the Box February 2, 2009

Al Bundy Style

The act of sitting on a couch drinking a beer and having your left hand tucked inside your pants. Usually done while watching T.V. after dinner.

Frank Hey man, watchin' the game tonight? Jack damn straight. going home, eat me a nice home cooked meal... bang the Ol' lady and crack open a cold one Al Bundy Style

by Pimp in the Box January 10, 2009