Definitions by Pilgor the Lord of Goats
Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing
A ruthless, deadly monster which hides in strange, pink bushes (known as the "Bushes of Love") to attack it's prey: humans. It's main attacking method is to hide in the Bushes, wait for targets, and ambush whoever walks by. The most famous case was when it attacked Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet Tatooine. It repeated it's attack 49 times and is currently still attacking Obi-Wan (Anakin is dead). It hates dogs. Kenobi then gave his story to a Youtube channel known as Bad Lip Reading (BLR), which changed his story into a cool music video. It has a kinship with Seagulls, which are also famous for harassing the Jedi Master Yoda (who coincidently also gave his story to BLR, who turned Yoda's one into another video.)
Chicken-Duck-Woman-Thing by Pilgor the Lord of Goats June 10, 2022
Billy Goat
Billy Goat by Pilgor the Lord of Goats January 20, 2022
Pilgor
A large billy goat with grayish white skin and backward facing horns. He is actually a very powerful demon that lives in Goatville and has come to punish humans for they're sins. He also has been known to:
a: Annihilate anything with usually one headbutt
b: Time Travel
c: Do anything human ridiculously easily
d: Kill a T-Rex and ride a horse
e: Store the same Rex (along with anything else) in an invisible (possible infinite) pocket
f: Control a Mafia full of animals as the leader
g: TALK (according to the trailer)
h: Kill people and earn gold they didn't have
i: Breathe in Space
j: DESTROY EARTH
k: Summon money from nowhere
l: Bah (Humbug)
m: Survive black holes
n: Survive a radar beam that can destroy the Earth
o: Immortal
p: Breath underwater
a: Annihilate anything with usually one headbutt
b: Time Travel
c: Do anything human ridiculously easily
d: Kill a T-Rex and ride a horse
e: Store the same Rex (along with anything else) in an invisible (possible infinite) pocket
f: Control a Mafia full of animals as the leader
g: TALK (according to the trailer)
h: Kill people and earn gold they didn't have
i: Breathe in Space
j: DESTROY EARTH
k: Summon money from nowhere
l: Bah (Humbug)
m: Survive black holes
n: Survive a radar beam that can destroy the Earth
o: Immortal
p: Breath underwater
Pilgor is a little TOO powerful to be kept alive, don't ya think?
Nope. He will outlive the universe and SCP-682, because he is a DEMON
Nope. He will outlive the universe and SCP-682, because he is a DEMON
Pilgor by Pilgor the Lord of Goats December 21, 2021