Drop the Soap

What not to do when you are taking a shower in Prison, because you will have to bend over to pick it up and if you're not quick enough, you will get anally raped by a fellow inmate.

Man, that guy is so dumb that he was voted among his classmates as most likely to drop the soap.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 15, 2021

Piece of shit

What just about every corrupt politician is and not even just from one party, nor from just one country.

Jordan is a piece of shit that doesn't care about anyone but himself.

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

69

A number that was never funny to begin with, despite what some immature, dirty-minded losers think. In reality, it needs to be seen as the number after 68 and the number before 70.

Hey, you see those people over there? They are extremely immature dirty-minded morons that believes the 69 is a funny number because the internet wants them to know what they think is the true meaning of it, rather than what it is was supposed to mean in the first place, which would be the number after 68 and the number before 70.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 10, 2021

Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.

Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.

Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.

by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022

Selfish

What stupid entitled parents claim what people that don't want to have children are, despite the fact that there is nothing wrong with not wanting to have children at all, nor is there anything wrong at all with wanting to have children.

Eva and Lucas are so selfish that they act as if the Earth is centered around them.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 07, 2022

Took a Corrupt Politician

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.

Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021