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Definitions by PhoenixGamer34

A bird with large talons and a historically mediocre NFL franchise that has had some success, but also the biggest choke in Super Bowl history.
Jason had a very large lead in the game he was playing and it looked like he was going to run away with it, but he choked badly, therefore he pulled off a Falcons.
Falcons by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021

Human garbage 

Human beings that are terrible people and don't give a fuck about that the fact that what they are doing is dead freaking wrong.
Leonard claims that he supports his country, but in reality, he is human garbage and doesn't belong in the country he lives in.

Took a Corrupt Politician 

When you take a big dump, be political to a certain degree after doing it, but refrain from using some certain names.
Rico took a Corrupt Politician after eating something from Taco Bell.

Bronsexual 

A nickname for very delusional LeBron James fans.
Lucas thinks LeBron James is the greatest thing since sliced bread, he's such a Bronsexual.
Bronsexual by PhoenixGamer34 April 27, 2021

Big Chungus 

A dead meme that was never funny in the first place.
Person 1: What do you think about Big Chungus?
Person 2: It's a stupid fucking dead meme that was never funny in the first place, bite me.
Big Chungus by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

Hi, how are you? 

Can be a nice thing to say if you say it to a friend or a loved one, but inappropriate if you say in response to a police officer that asks you how high are you?
Police officer: How high are you?
Some random idiot: No officer, you're wrong! It's Hi, how are you?

I'm Pregnant 

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.
Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit
I'm Pregnant by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021