Makeup sex

Lucy and Dre know they both did something that clearly wasn't beneficial, though not too harmful for them, so they decided to have makeup sex.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 01, 2022
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I'm Pregnant

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.
Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit
by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021
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Miserable Failure

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!
by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021
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School

Prison, but it doesn't require a crime for mandatory attendance.
There are not too many differences between School and Prison and they are both trash as well as a waste of time and life.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 30, 2022
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Why would you do this?
Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025
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Washington Commies

What some people are already calling the National Capital's NFL franchise because the new name is Washington Commanders.
by PhoenixGamer34 February 15, 2022
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The New York Times

Complete Garbage, 100% regurgitated fake leftist bullshit.
Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 09, 2021
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