Blast someone's brains out

When you shoot someone in the head, fracturing their skull, causing their disfigured brains to fly out of the skull of their dead bodies.

Fred wants to blast someone's brains out if someone called him gay again.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 08, 2022

Toyota Corolla

The smaller version of the Toyota Camry and also the meme car of Real Life Lore.

The Toyota Corolla is not the best car you could have, but it is a good car and you could do worse than getting one if you are in the market for a car or need a rental car.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023

Molly the duck

She is one of the two normal duck villagers in Animal Crossing and she is considered by some, myself included to be the cutest villager in Animal Crossing, though she certainly has strong competition.

Molly the duck is so precious.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2022

Kevin

Male version of a Karen.

See that loser over there? Acts like a Karen but is a guy, he's such a Kevin!

by PhoenixGamer34 June 05, 2021

I'm Pregnant

What you don't want to hear if you don't want to have kids. However, you wouldn't have had to if you didn't cave in to your Girlfriend's or Wife's demands to have them.

Laura: I have something to say.
Robert: What do you have to say?
Laura: I'm Pregnant
Robert: Shit

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2021

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Bronsexual

A nickname for very delusional LeBron James fans.

Lucas thinks LeBron James is the greatest thing since sliced bread, he's such a Bronsexual.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 28, 2021