Butthurt

When someone gets offended and or upset over something.

Karen got butthurt when someone told her to go fuck herself.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 20, 2022

Hillary Clinton

A stupid old hag that needs to shut the fuck up.

Hillary Clinton is a fucking moron, would've been an awful president and someone that should be in prison, but she is not because like the other Democrats, she controls the media.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 27, 2024

Kung Flu

What to call the Coronavirus when you want to offend radical leftists as payback for the stupid shit they have said and done or if you are Anti-Asian.

Despite what was initially thought, you can get the Kung Flu more than once.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 21, 2022

Failure

The so-called "Two Party system."

The Two Party system is a failure and needs to be broken up.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

Anal Glaucoma

An excellent excuse to try to not go to work.

Lazy fucking idiot: Sorry Boss, I can't come into work, I'm not feeling well.
Boss: What's the matter?
Lazy fucking idiot: I have Anal Glaucoma.
Boss: What the fuck is Anal Glaucoma?
Lazy fucking idiot: I just can't see my ass coming into work today.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Unprotected Sex

The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.

Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 06, 2021

Wokeism

A terminal illness

Liberalism is a mental disorder, but Wokeism a terminal illness.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 08, 2023