Definitions by PhoenixGamer34
Online Dating
What a bunch of desperate losers, mostly likely teenagers do on online games because they will never have a date in real life or at least not anytime soon.
Person 1: What do you think about Online Dating?
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.
Person 2: It's absolutely pathetic and you have to be desperate if you do so.
Person 1: I agree 100%, no way would someone even think about doing without being desperate.
Person 2: Exactly, because games are made to have fun.
Online Dating by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021
Rape Pregnancy
Miles: Did you about Emily?
Luna: What about her?
Miles: She got raped!
Luna: Oh no! Is she okay?
Miles: Yeah, she is, but she had a Rape Pregnancy.
Luna: Did she keep or abort the Baby?
Miles: She kept it
Luna: Has she given birth yet?
Miles: Yes she did
Luna: What did she have?
Miles: She had a Boy
Luna: What did she name him?
Miles: Dexter
Luna: Oh, what a nice name.
Luna: What about her?
Miles: She got raped!
Luna: Oh no! Is she okay?
Miles: Yeah, she is, but she had a Rape Pregnancy.
Luna: Did she keep or abort the Baby?
Miles: She kept it
Luna: Has she given birth yet?
Miles: Yes she did
Luna: What did she have?
Miles: She had a Boy
Luna: What did she name him?
Miles: Dexter
Luna: Oh, what a nice name.
Rape Pregnancy by PhoenixGamer34 May 11, 2021
The New York Times
Theodore: Somehow, despite being complete garbage, George and Julia read the New York Times everyday.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
Tammy: Unbelievable, absolutely unbelievable, but we'll let them do it if they want to.
Theodore: Yeah, because we are not among those that will not let other people have a different opinion.
Tammy: That is very true.
The New York Times by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021
Masktard
Woke leftist pussies that will treat you like crap if you don't wear a mask, yet they won't wear them the way that you are supposed to, so they might as well not wear a mask themselves.
Person 1: He's such a masktard, he will call those out that don't wear a mask!
Person 2: I know, right? He doesn't even wear it the way that you are supposed to!
Person 2: I know, right? He doesn't even wear it the way that you are supposed to!
Masktard by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021
Some random person: I love Twitter, you should join, too!
Me: Fuck no, I ain't joining that rotten, headache-inducing, utter shithole.
Me: Fuck no, I ain't joining that rotten, headache-inducing, utter shithole.
Twitter by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2021
How old are you?
Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?
Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!
Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!
How old are you? by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021
Unprotected Sex
The kind of sex you should have if you want to have children. However, there is also the risk of potentially getting an STD.
Matthew and Ashley had Unprotected Sex because they wanted to have children, but instead they got an STD.
Unprotected Sex by PhoenixGamer34 May 6, 2021