19 definitions by Philip, Duke of Parma

B

b is for bish fr why are you looking up a letter?

bish fr why are you looking up a letter?

because b.

by Philip, Duke of Parma February 6, 2023

Egg Salad

A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.

Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*

by Philip, Duke of Parma November 6, 2022

Rule 2

Rule Two of the Internet:

We do not talk about /b/

"Hey, look at this meme on /b/"

"Rule 2"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Poppy

Former Popstar And Blonde Wig Enthusiast, Now makes Metal Music

2015: I'm Poppy, I'm Poppy, I am Poppy
2017: P-O-P-P-Y I'm Poppy!
2019: I'm Runnin' I'm Runnin' I'm Runnin'
2021: My Brain Is Poisonous, My Body is A Mess, My Heart is Hazardous (Screamo Noises)

by Philip, Duke of Parma December 31, 2022

Spirit Airlines

A disgrace to Aeronautics that makes you pay more for peanuts than the tickets.

Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

Wyoming

A mythical land no one has ever been to, but everyone believes still exists. It allegedly has a population of 1 person along with half of the world's buffalo. About as famous as Nebraska or New Hampshire.

In reality, Wyoming is just Colorado's shadow.

Person: Hey Siri, How do I get to Wyoming?
Siri: Did you mean "Colorado"

by Philip, Duke of Parma November 3, 2022

Woman

1. An overplayed song by Doja Cat

2. Adult Human Female

3. A Misogynistic Misspelling of Wombyn

1)

Did you hear that song "Woman"?

Yeah, it's all over the radio
2)
I was in the women's bathroom.
3)
I am not a woman, I am a W-O-M-B-Y-N and I'm proud!

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023