Philanewbie's definitions

de-boob

When a beauty queen is stripped of her title and must give back her crown and her pageant purchased boobs.

Miss California USA has been de-boobed and now her 1st runner up is the recipient of a pair of slighty used 38Ds.

by philanewbie June 10, 2009

Detroit on the Delaware

Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.

Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.

by Philanewbie November 5, 2009

Mayor Potato Head

Nickname for Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter because of the strinking physical similarities.

Oh, there's Mayor Potato Head getting in the middle of the SEPTA strike.

by Philanewbie November 5, 2009

Baby Daddy

Baby Daddy is the most common male first name in Filthadelphia due to the large number of males who seemingly have no name.

Shaquisha - There go my baby daddy.

Shaquantilla - No dat my baby daddy.

Shaniqua - No you hos he my baby daddy.

by philanewbie November 27, 2009

and Spa

"and Spa " is often added by business owners to "class up" their business or make it grander than it is. Usually added to salon, inn and hotel names. Usually "and Spa" translates to "the establishment has running tap water".

I'm going to get my hair done at Shaniqua's Weaves and Spa.

by philanewbie December 17, 2009

Pornificate

Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.

My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.

by Philanewbie July 3, 2010

Trickulate

Trickulate is the act of having anonymous sex with someone you meet on a social networking site or app.

My roommate went into the city to trickulate with a guy from Grindr.

by philanewbie July 8, 2010