Definitions by Philanewbie

Phillyphobic 

One who has a fear of a certain historic, run down, burned out, ghetto of a city in southeastern Pennsylvania.

Oh hell no, I'm not going to Independence Hall, I'm Phillyphobic.

Phillyphobic by Philanewbie September 12, 2009

ahhavesinned 

Mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).

Rev Bubba gave the "ahhavesinned" sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a blow job from an undercover cop.

ahhavesinned by philanewbie September 12, 2009

Arkanchoke 

Typical action taken by the University of Arkansas Razorbacks athletic teams by losing badly or finding a way to throw a way a win. Almost always on a national stage and ESPN usually dwells on said choke for at least 6 weeks.

The Razorbacks were beating NW Alaska Tech by 4 touchdowns in the 4th quarter and then somehow Arkanchoked and lost by 3.

Arkanchoke by philanewbie June 19, 2009

Long Denims 

Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.

Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.

Long Denims by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Not Springs 

A city in Arkansas of approximately 40,000 located 50 miles SW of Little Rock. Also referred to as Not Springs National Park. It is called Not Springs because there is NOT anything to do or see there.

I am going to visit the fam in Not Springs....I hear they're getting the internet next year.

Not Springs by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Ghetto Express 

SEPTA public transit in the city of Philadelphia. Public transit in Philly is generally used by minorities and lower classes. When others use it, it is ofter referred to as the Ghetto Express.

Dude, I was on the Broad Street Ghetto Express and I seriously thought I was going to get cut.

Ghetto Express by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

de-boob 

When a beauty queen is stripped of her title and must give back her crown and her pageant purchased boobs.

Miss California USA has been de-boobed and now her 1st runner up is the recipient of a pair of slighty used 38Ds.

de-boob by philanewbie June 10, 2009