Phil Macrackin's definitions

cheeseburger

A juicy bun covered in a nice thick layer of dick cheese

luke banks being followed by Scott Bailey slobbering

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

Kiddy Fiddler

Some one who plays with kids while playing the fiddle

do da dum do da dum do da dum

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

chase the carrot

a woman who wants to give oral sex to a man

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

finger blasting

masturbartion by woman with there fingers/fist

Lizzy gave up men and went to finger blasting

by Phil MaCrackin October 28, 2003

cheese and smushroom soup

cheesy and smush room soup is a delicacy in banks house.

Ingrediants:Dick cheese
Arse shrums
Japs eye herbs
Yellow Piss

MMMMMMMMM lovely jublly, by the way jack grocott still kiddles with fids now on wednesdays amd sundays too

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

Fiddy Kiddler

Someone who kiddles with fids while watchin Hardcore Thomas the Tank vids on the box while eating some cheesy peas in a bowl.

Jack grocott on a friday night

by Phil Macrackin March 25, 2003

cheesy scrotum

tastes like cheese on toast

mum ive burnt my dick on the grill

by Phil Macrackin March 20, 2003