nobjob

i made it it means wank but its totally better

im going to have a nob job

by phil January 05, 2005

bur

slang term for a beer

Johnny: Hey man, will you grab me a bur out of the fridge?

by phil May 26, 2006

desperate housewives

overhype. a show that's main appeal is sex. you're screaming and getting horny. no. a cock doesn't even touch outside of the pants. just a shitty soap opera about how women are superior despite how they ramble that women are equal to men. (I am not chauvenist. a favorite among adolescent and high school boys because they think it's porn.

it's a shame most women are like the bitches in this show.

by Phil January 30, 2005

quageminger sindrome

a terrable desease than can only be caught when you are born with your legs behind your head

u r born normal but as u grow older your private parts go mouldy and eventually fall off

by phil May 13, 2005

minga

to be very ugly or fat

oh my god, what a minga

by Phil January 26, 2004

Emo kid

A little emotional pussy that sits there all fucking morose for no reason other than it is the IN thing to do, It's now cool to be a pathitc little fuck

A lot of the little pussies you see these days.

by Phil February 12, 2005

Ramen Noodles

Good ass noodles that mostly black people eat when theres nothing else in the house to eat.

Also last resort

"There was nothin in the house last night, so i ate some oodles n noodles

by Phil April 02, 2005