Phil's definitions

sammy sosa

The most awesome power hitter in baseball today.

Sammy Sosa is the bomb.

by phil January 24, 2004

chin-nuts

resting ones nut sack on anothers chin.

Gil had a bad case of the chin nuts.

by phil January 24, 2004

whack the bag

To jerk off profusively pounding on your sack.

I caught Gil whacking his bag today.

by phil January 24, 2004

dij

digital camera

Is that a dij? or It is a dij.

by Phil January 20, 2004

penis anus

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

by Phil January 16, 2004

meff

stoopid, simple-minded, foolish from the latin meffist

"chloe and imogen are complete meffs not like phil."

by phil January 15, 2004

Indy

A mobile guiness disposal device often found near sushi bars

Where is the Indy? Over there looking for the sushi bar.

by Phil January 12, 2004