shitpile

A pile of feces.

Farley is a steaming shitpile!

by phil March 02, 2003

ePornReview

website where wankers can rate their favorite pornstars.

look for me on ePornReview. my name on there is Creamer

by Phil April 14, 2005

Punt

When someone says something stupid and you don't agree you just yell punt in there face to let them know that what they said has no meaning to you.

Wes says "Dude, i loved that movie Crossroads!"
Phil says "PUNT!"

Phil says "I kicked your ass racing!"
Wes says "PUNT!"

by Phil March 11, 2004

Kiwis

This is just a nice way to refer to a dogs balls. Usually most applicable when the dog lays down, his balls will look like fuzzy kiwis squished between his legs. Have to thank my wife for this one.

We have to get the dog fixed soon. I don't want to see his Kiwis anymore.

by Phil July 29, 2003

mewtwo

The only cool pokemon. others that are cool but not as cool as mewtwo: kabutops, articuno, lugia, deoxys and scizor. first appear in red and blue, he is the only pokemon to be at level 70 in the wild.

Ash: i tried to catch mewtwo but he tore out my testicles and replaced them with poke balls...then he stabbed me 100x with his psychicness

by Phil January 21, 2005

minga

to be very ugly or fat

oh my god, what a minga

by Phil January 26, 2004

Ramen Noodles

Good ass noodles that mostly black people eat when theres nothing else in the house to eat.

Also last resort

"There was nothin in the house last night, so i ate some oodles n noodles

by Phil April 02, 2005