Phi's definitions

theatre

What elitist actors say when people ask them why they are living in a box, because they are too embarased to say theater, like normal people. Also could come from the fact that they think they are too perfect for theater.

Right now I am working in theatre, and the joy I get from these thespian workings far outways my lack of worldly possesions

by phi April 25, 2004

the cat's pajamas

50's slang for something that is cool beyond imagine.

The new elvis record is the cat's pajamas

by phi April 25, 2004

rip him a new bellybutton

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.

David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.

by phi April 25, 2004

cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.

In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.

by phi April 25, 2004

mussulman

Archaic term for a person that follows the teachings of Islam.

"Mohammed is a mussulman!"

"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."

by phi April 25, 2004

fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.

Jeesus Christ, Ronnies a fudgepacker!

by Phi January 15, 2004

slutbag

A group of sluts.
A very slutty person.
Stephen Trinkle.

Those girls are such slutbags!
Stop sleeping around you fucking slutbag.

by phi April 11, 2003