theatre

What elitist actors say when people ask them why they are living in a box, because they are too embarased to say theater, like normal people. Also could come from the fact that they think they are too perfect for theater.
Right now I am working in theatre, and the joy I get from these thespian workings far outways my lack of worldly possesions
by phi April 25, 2004
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cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.
In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.
by phi April 25, 2004
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mussulman

Archaic term for a person that follows the teachings of Islam.
"Mohammed is a mussulman!"

"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."
by phi April 25, 2004
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fo eva

Amount of time until a guy bones a chick.
Girl, you know I'll love you fo eva.
by phi April 11, 2003
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puppy kicker

A term for a person that is extremly mean or sadistic, because kicking a puppy is the lowest and cruelest thing in the world.
My english teacher gave me a 5,000 word essay due on Friday. What a fucking puppy kicker!
by phi April 25, 2004
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callidus

Definition: ass-kicking, awesome, sweet. A guy so kickass he's an adjective/noun.
'I'ma go Callidus on your honky ass'
by Phi December 26, 2004
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because i have a penis

what a man says if he doesn't want to do something that is deemed woman's work, suck as ironing his shirts, or picking up after himself. Sexist when said to a woman, blatantly insulting when said to a male (your questioning his manhood in a very homo-phobic/sexist way).
Woman, i don't cook my own dinner because i have a penis.
by phi December 05, 2004
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