A tuxedo made of velvet, typically worn by pimps, alternative rockers, and those with opinions of themselves that aren't dependant on what others think of them. A velvet tuxedo usually inicates the person wearing it is very cool.
by phi December 16, 2004

The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.
by phi April 25, 2004

"Mohammed is a mussulman!"
"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."
"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."
by phi April 25, 2004

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.
by Phi January 15, 2004

Man.. shut the fuck up you pup.
by phi April 11, 2003

The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.
Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.
by phi December 04, 2004

Hey Mohammed, You spit like a camel and your mother exposes heerself to men that are not her husband or immediate family.
by phi December 04, 2004
