Velvet Tuxedo

A tuxedo made of velvet, typically worn by pimps, alternative rockers, and those with opinions of themselves that aren't dependant on what others think of them. A velvet tuxedo usually inicates the person wearing it is very cool.
My God, look at that sexy devil in a purple velvet tuxedo
by phi December 16, 2004
mugGet the Velvet Tuxedomug.
The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Simpsons.
David is such a fucking puppy kicker that I'm going to rip him a new bellybutton.
by phi April 25, 2004
mugGet the rip him a new bellybuttonmug.

mussulman

Archaic term for a person that follows the teachings of Islam.
"Mohammed is a mussulman!"

"Nobody has said mussulman since 18th century British sailors stopped saying it you dickwad."
by phi April 25, 2004
mugGet the mussulmanmug.

fudge-packer

a man who engages in anal sex. Typically a gay man. Comes from the act of the penis packing the crap(fudge)tight by pumping his penis in and out of someones ass.
by Phi January 15, 2004
mugGet the fudge-packermug.

pup

Someone who sucks or is new at everything.

See newbie.
by phi April 11, 2003
mugGet the pupmug.

turtle face

The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.
Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.
by phi December 04, 2004
mugGet the turtle facemug.

you spit like a camel

An insult to arabs that spit often. Insulting racially because camels are from arabia.
Hey Mohammed, You spit like a camel and your mother exposes heerself to men that are not her husband or immediate family.
by phi December 04, 2004
mugGet the you spit like a camelmug.