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Basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, this is what everybody eats on their hamburgers, hotdogs, as well as on many other kinds of sandwiches as of the year 2006 to present day. This "Sauce" seems to have outcompeted the Ketchup and Mustard mixture since at least the year 2005. Pretty much this is the popular trend for all sandwiches and other dishes.
In The 1970's through the early 2000's, "Ketchutard" was the mixture of choice for all sandwiches and many other dishes, now Beginning from 2005 to 2008, Mayochup is the preference for all the above said foods.
by Phaenixdrools September 01, 2008

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The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.
Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.
by Phaenixdrools March 28, 2007

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When you take chewing or bubble gum of your favorite brand and flavor back out of your mouth after chewing it for a while and roll it into a ball between your hands and wait for it to get some of that delightful flavoring back to the whole wadd of gum, then you put it back in your mouth and chew it more until, ultimately every bit of flavoring is exhausted out of the gum, after which case you either swallow it or spit it out.

Pronounced Dohl.Yohlt
Dolyolt was just a non sensical name that I gave to such a process when I was 6 years old, because I thought the name of the word sounded different or out of the ordinary.

Me back in Kindergarten singing to self: Dolyolt chew the dolyolt till all the flavor is gone, roll the dolyolt between your hands to get the flavor back lah lah dahh de dah......
by Phaenixdrools April 19, 2009

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Ketchup and Mustard mixed together. This used to be a popular dip for french fries and several other dishes until about the year 2005. Now Mayochup is being eaten on everything including french fries.
People used to be fans of Ketchustard before 2005, now everybody despises Ketchustard and loves Mayochup instead
by Phaenixdrools September 03, 2008

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A nickname given by the adult public at large to describe a male child or teenager of a Father, because lets face it guys all hate their Dads and wish they could torture their Old POPs to death.
male teenagers and kids always hate their dads practically from the time they are born, ever wonder why an expectant father wishes his lover will give birth to only girls? It's because they know girls will not bother to become a Father-Killer when they learn how to talk.
by Phaenixdrools December 18, 2009

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The way a retard pronounces the word "Before".
Retardio: Hey, do you 'member when I was a baby and when i have'nt learned to walk Uh' fore?

Normal person who is discriminatory against people who can't use proper english: Did not get that. What are you trying to say child?
by Phaenixdrools April 18, 2009

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A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.
Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?

Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?

Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.

Person 2: And your point is.............????????

Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......

Person 1 : What about mustard?

Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!

Person 1: Aight.
by Phaenixdrools August 19, 2007

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