Definitions by Phaenixdrools

Mayobating 

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

Mayobating by Phaenixdrools April 3, 2007

teenageism

A kind of movement where people believe that teenagers are better than the rest of the population and should not be mistreated or discriminated against in any way; i.e. anyone who is not a teen is inferior(adults and elders) and should have to bow down to the modern teens standards of what is acceptable and cool, especially those who are older than 21.

There are many who believe that teenageism would be beneficial in ending the problem of ageism, where today's youth is discriminated against, and is treated unfairly by the adult population.Teens should have all the same rights that adults have since many of them are as mature or resposible as the age of majority anyway.

teenageism by Phaenixdrools March 31, 2007

mayonnaise 

a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.

About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.

mayonnaise by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

Mustard 

A condiment that everybody who is young, like under 18 years old hates,except for a few people who can't stand cream based, sauces,though fewer and fewer people who are young and healthy eat this yellow paste because, supposedly it burns there palate, and it stings there nostrils, the way mustard gas burns up people.

It is projected by the Condiment survey, that by the year 2010, fewer than 2.5 percent of the population will eat mustard,

12 year old in 2010: Ewwwww!!! Does this have mustard on it?!?! I hate mustard!! Where is a knife so I can get this off my burger?

Parent in 2010:(thinking to self) Man, when I was a kid, mustard was still large in picnics. What is up with so many people hating it now?

Mustard by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

sho 'do 

street slang for the phrase "sure do"

usage of this term isn't as prevalent as it used to be though

Person 1: U prolly b hatin on cracka azz hilbillies ain't u?

Person 2: Sho 'do!

Person 1: U b hatin on faggot ass bitches who b chicken shit
posers comin into the hood too, Right?

Person 2: I sho 'do, I b hatin on anybody like those fools.

sho 'do by Phaenixdrools March 18, 2007

Oklahoma 

A state in the south-central U.S. that is bordered by Arkansas to the east, Texas to the south, New Mexico to the west, and Kansas to the North; Considered the southernmost great plains state by some.

Oklahoma is in the heart of Tornado alley.

Oklahoma by Phaenixdrools January 9, 2007

Sara Lee 

A name brand company which sells food products which not that many people like anymore, and can in the right stores have an outrageous price for selling their goods; usually not worth buying unless your willing to put alot of money in for food that is just okay or even crappy.

Instead of the slogan "Nobody doesn't like sara lee",
it really ought to be "Nobody likes sara lee".

Sara Lee by Phaenixdrools December 27, 2006