You know you are a teenager if:
1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
1.You Are older than 12 but are still younger than 20.
2. You are constantly in some form of rebellion against your parents.
3. You know what style/fashion is in or cool these days.
4. You usually know people or of people that sell or experiment with drugs.
5. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
6.You Have some form of hostility towards gay,bi, or transsexual, or transgendered peers.
7. You Think it is cool to form cliques and gang up and pick on people that are not part of your group.
8.You Think it's cool to pick on little kids.
9. You think you are all that/the best/ the shit Etc.
10. Have done drugs/gotten drunk/or had sex, even though the law forbids all three.
11.You Think that you are better than the rest of the population.
12.You Can't wait to go to College where the Real parties are.
13.You Wish that Bush was never elected as president.
14.You Love beating up fags.
15.You are living up the best times of your life.
by Phaenixdrools December 10, 2006
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by Phaenixdrools April 21, 2009
Get the Reintardation mug.A Portmanteau of the words mayonnaise and adolescent, also relates to the fact that teens love mayonnaise as a favorite condiment for foods, after ketchup of course. Just like how adults prefer mustard over mayo teens these days love mayonnaise, these days.
Person 1: Did you know that mayonnaise has the same number of letters as the word that describes a teenager?
Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?
Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.
Person 2: And your point is.............????????
Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......
Person 1 : What about mustard?
Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!
Person 1: Aight.
Person 2: Yes, you mean "Adolescent", what about it?
Person 1: Well it just so happens that mayonnaise was voted the 2nd favorite condiment for hot dogs burgers and other foods among people aged 25 and younger, after ketchup that is.
Person 2: And your point is.............????????
Both together: Mayonescent!!! Yea exactly.......
Person 1 : What about mustard?
Person 2: Naw......Mustard sucks, everybody who is young hates it, nobody younger than 22 likes mustard these days, only old people eat that shit!
Person 1: Aight.
by Phaenixdrools August 23, 2007
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Person 2: Sho 'do!
Person 1: U b hatin on faggot ass bitches who b chicken shit
posers comin into the hood too, Right?
Person 2: I sho 'do, I b hatin on anybody like those fools.
Person 2: Sho 'do!
Person 1: U b hatin on faggot ass bitches who b chicken shit
posers comin into the hood too, Right?
Person 2: I sho 'do, I b hatin on anybody like those fools.
by Phaenixdrools March 18, 2007
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