Mayobating

The act of masterbating while using mayonnaise as a lubricant.

Sonia was caught mayobating on Tom's bed, She was using Heinz mayonnaise.

by Phaenixdrools April 03, 2007

teenageism

A kind of movement where people believe that teenagers are better than the rest of the population and should not be mistreated or discriminated against in any way; i.e. anyone who is not a teen is inferior(adults and elders) and should have to bow down to the modern teens standards of what is acceptable and cool, especially those who are older than 21.

There are many who believe that teenageism would be beneficial in ending the problem of ageism, where today's youth is discriminated against, and is treated unfairly by the adult population.Teens should have all the same rights that adults have since many of them are as mature or resposible as the age of majority anyway.

by Phaenixdrools March 31, 2007

Ketchustard

Ketchup and Mustard mixed together. This used to be a popular dip for french fries and several other dishes until about the year 2005. Now Mayochup is being eaten on everything including french fries.

People used to be fans of Ketchustard before 2005, now everybody despises Ketchustard and loves Mayochup instead

by Phaenixdrools October 20, 2008

Mayochup

Basically ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, this is what everybody eats on their hamburgers, hotdogs, as well as on many other kinds of sandwiches as of the year 2006 to present day. This "Sauce" seems to have outcompeted the Ketchup and Mustard mixture since at least the year 2005. Pretty much this is the popular trend for all sandwiches and other dishes.

In The 1970's through the early 2000's, "Ketchutard" was the mixture of choice for all sandwiches and many other dishes, now Beginning from 2005 to 2008, Mayochup is the preference for all the above said foods.

by Phaenixdrools October 18, 2008

Wigger

An epithet that is applied to a modern youth, or youths who emulate the African American's Stereotypical ways of life. Such people are often quite ignorant about the true culture of such, and they tend to insult the African American's culture and status by referring to them as niggers, And then say that all black people act like hoodlums and criminals. The truth is that all cultures and races have stereotypical traits, yet these people who act wannabe-black probably don't realize or care that their behaviors could be seen as making a mockery out of another ethnic group's culture and way of life. This is why some "Wiggers" are never truly accepted by either the African American community or by their own race.

Jacob is a wigger who thinks that Black people all act, dress, and talk the same, he calls his white buddies "nigga" yet he probably doesn't have enough balls to dare call a black that way. Wannabe Black Wankster poser to an African American man: Yo sup mah nigga? African American: What!!
"White Kid" gets killed.

by Phaenixdrools January 31, 2009

Dolyolt

When you take chewing or bubble gum of your favorite brand and flavor back out of your mouth after chewing it for a while and roll it into a ball between your hands and wait for it to get some of that delightful flavoring back to the whole wadd of gum, then you put it back in your mouth and chew it more until, ultimately every bit of flavoring is exhausted out of the gum, after which case you either swallow it or spit it out.

Pronounced Dohl.Yohlt

Dolyolt was just a non sensical name that I gave to such a process when I was 6 years old, because I thought the name of the word sounded different or out of the ordinary.

Me back in Kindergarten singing to self: Dolyolt chew the dolyolt till all the flavor is gone, roll the dolyolt between your hands to get the flavor back lah lah dahh de dah......

by Phaenixdrools April 19, 2009

mayonnaise

a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.

About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.

by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007