Pfc. Snowball's definitions

Lick-a-likes

Lesbian twins.

1. The original doublemint gum girls would have been great licka-likes;

2. Those lick-a-likes are so gay they'd munch a philly Cheese PussinBrokeback Valley.

by Pfc. Snowball October 20, 2008

Scourgenator

Any wide body body vehicle,preferably a black Ford truck.On a narrow winding road that is infested with inconsiderate spandex wearing death seeking cyclists.

1. Get Back in the bike lane! Here comes the scourgenator!

2.Wow!!! There are too many cyclists riding 3 abreast Thank god! I am driving the scourgenator.

3. Scourgenator = Guardian angles of the marin county back roads. Go Curtis Sliwa!

by Pfc. Snowball October 18, 2008

Dirty Cosby

Bill

I turned on he tv and much to my horror there was the Dirty Cosby!

by Pfc. Snowball October 18, 2008

Philly Cheese Puss

Secondary yeast infection that a woman gets as a result of taking antibiotics, usually for a urinary tract infection contracted as a result of Honeymoon Cystitis.

"Philly cheese puss!" he exclaimed as he wiped the ropey strands of yeasty goo from his horrified face.

by Pfc. Snowball September 5, 2008

Cuye

Pro. "Coo-Wee";

A vagina

Bitch, you have one tight cuye!!

by Pfc. Snowball August 19, 2008

The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.

When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!

by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008

Raunchy Mudslide

Accidentally shitting on your boyfriend/husbands thigh when trying to retaliate for " THE FART GAME". (Best played when truly inebriated on comped Reno Casino cocktails).

When I woke up in the morning witha raging hangover, eyes puffy from humiliated weeping, I turned to my new husband and said, "Honey, sorry I shit the bed drunk last night". He replied, "You didn't shit the bed...you shit ME! You totally gave me a Raunchy Mudslide!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008