MCR

An abbreviation for "My Coke Rewards".

I put entered my codes in on MCR and I got a hat!

by Petey Mik October 25, 2007

WG

Short for Whole Grain.

(via AIM)
Hey Trista, I'm making WG pasta... bbs.

by Petey Mik May 14, 2008

Sexually awake

Awake enough to catch a sexual reference someone makes. If someone makes a corny sex joke, and you don't catch it, and you're kind of sleepy, you'd be what we call "sexually asleep".

Chemistry Teacher: How many balls do you have?
Joey: 2 BIG ONES!
*Students laugh*
Chemistry Teacher: No, the correct answer is 12.

In this scenario, the teacher is sexually asleep. The opposite is being "sexually awake".

Being a horny teenage boy, I can't think of a time where I'm not sexually awake.

by Petey Mik April 11, 2008

clear skin

The ultimate goal of the teen suffering from acne.
However, this is virtually non-existent among the teenage community, as we all happen to get a pimple at the absolute worst time, like the day before school's picture day.

It took me 3 years to get clear skin, because acne treatment is complete crap.

My dermatologist knows nothing about clear skin.

by Petey Mik February 21, 2008

12.21.2012

The day George Bush rick rolls you.

OMG, it's the cataclysmic event of a lifetime! 12.21.2012 is here! We're all going to die! Bush has learned how to send e-mail, which means he learned to read! OH NO!

*finds shelter*

by Petey Mik May 09, 2008

8.

The new emoticon I came up with like 65 seconds ago.

The 8 is the eyes, and the period is the mouth, giving a blank, or more of a surprised, shocked expression.

Guy1: DUDE! I just won a million dollars.
Guy2: 8. Woah.

Guy1: DUDE! I just did your mom!
Guy2: 8.

by Petey Mik February 29, 2008

zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.

I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.

by Petey Mik January 05, 2008