Peter Parker 's definitions

nair turtle

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

limp bizkit

Red neck mysogynst douche bags whose fans are as obese as their singer is.

Ryan Penneys and Billy Eck are goobers, no wonder they love Limp Bizkit

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

my bloody valentine

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.

I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

slint

best group of the '90s, credited with the production of math rock and post-rock

Algebra was pretty fun today, but it didn't make math rock as much as Slint did.

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

emizzle

bad motherfucker

I'm one Emizzle.

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

Cad

a playful, english chap

Thorton was precociously witty today, what a cad!

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

Pavement

1. substance used in the production of sidewalks
2. the fathers of '90s indie rock

Bright Eyes is a fruitcake, Pavement started it all!

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003