Peter Parker's definitions

nair turtle

After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.

Man after eating taco bell, i let me out a nair turtle.

by Peter Parker November 17, 2016

predicate

1) something or someone affirmed or true; "the real deal."

2) a leader or boss that is looked up to.

Yeah, you got a felony
but you ain't a predicate -
never the king of New York,
you live in Connecticut.
-Jadakiss to 50 cent (Checkmate)

by Peter Parker March 21, 2005

noreaster

when you have you lovely girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy laying on the bed on her back with her head hanging off, mouth wide open, you grab her by the back and front of her neck (with each hand)and violently fuck her mouth. this position gives you a straight shot down her mouth. no bullshit that she cant take it all. the "noreaster" name comes from its founder with the last name "snow"

dude, the other night i gave my girl a noreaster and you should have heard the gagging noises she was making.

by peter parker November 1, 2004

PIE

Hot out of the oven, it is a slice of life.

1. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have, a piece of pie, a piece of pie.

2. Can you smell the pie now? -Good!

3. Oh yeah, it's all in the pie. ;)

by Peter Parker August 14, 2004

moz

1. famous composer
2. famous composer

I think that the Moz was just as talented as the Moz.

by Peter Parker November 14, 2003

limp bizkit

Red neck mysogynst douche bags whose fans are as obese as their singer is.

Ryan Penneys and Billy Eck are goobers, no wonder they love Limp Bizkit

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003

my bloody valentine

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.

I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.

by Peter Parker November 13, 2003