15 definitions by Peter Glum

Wineno

A Wineno is a person who does not drink the grape.

Examples “He only drinks beer or sprits, he’s a wineno”

by Peter Glum December 16, 2007

Monocelebpic

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"

by Peter Glum September 9, 2007

Leperporn

Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.

Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.

by Peter Glum September 9, 2007

tardis

An Irish road worker's workload description in the dimensions of time and space.

Example: I tardis today and I tardis tomorrow.

by Peter Glum September 9, 2007

Irate

Irate is a statement of high appreciation of the person, people, article or event, expressed as an unquantified ranking value, by a poorly educated person.

Examples: “Irate that woman”, “Irate her mates”, “Irate that car” and “Irate your mum’s cooking”

by Peter Glum December 16, 2007

Grimm

A medical term for the sickly nauseous feeling you get from reading too many fairy stories or over simplistic stories with deep moral meanings.
Origin: The brothers Grimm 1785 to 1863

Examples: “That book of fairy stories was really Grimm”, “That horror movie was Grimm” "What a Grimm Love triange story"

by Peter Glum December 16, 2007

Starfish

A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.

Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.

by Peter Glum September 9, 2007