Peter Glum's definitions

Grimm

A medical term for the sickly nauseous feeling you get from reading too many fairy stories or over simplistic stories with deep moral meanings.
Origin: The brothers Grimm 1785 to 1863

Examples: “That book of fairy stories was really Grimm”, “That horror movie was Grimm” "What a Grimm Love triange story"

by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Monocelebprick

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

Starfish

A stupid fish that has seen Big Brother and now thinks its a bloody star.

Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

catbag

A catbag is made from the skin of your dead cat. It is recycling and reusing the cat, so it has a useful function.

Example: That cat you had was a pain in the ass, but it makes a nice useful catbag for your shopping.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007

Dicedcarrots

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.

"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"

by Peter Glum January 8, 2008

Homonauseous

A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.

Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”

by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

Ragmag

A very politically incorrect student magazine full of racist, sexist, ageist and disability jokes that takes the piss out of everyone as fair game. Sold at the student Rag week, promoting the event.

Example: Support your local Student Union, we take the piss out of everyone, so buy a Ragmag.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007