pee wee herman

To jerk-off in public.

I saw Saddam Hussein pee wee herman in jail.

by Peter Eaton May 16, 2006

H2 blowjob

An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.

H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!

H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.

H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!

by Peter Eaton June 23, 2006

humorsexual

A person who thinks sex is funny.

Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.

by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

dogma

1.Unyielding religious beliefs.

2. A funny movie.

REWRITE THIS: Mypalpsychotherapistfreedmeofalldogma

by Peter Eaton January 01, 2007

F.I.L.T.H.

Faggot
I'd
Like
To
Hump

(1982)

George Michael is looking at a picture of Boy George.

"God damn, what a nice piece of F.I.L.T.H."

by Peter Eaton December 10, 2006

A.I.D.S.

Anally Infected Dick Sindrome

I was so drunk and high and tired after 4 hours of orgy fucking that I fell right asleep after cumming up some guys ass. I hadn't used a condom, and I never even cleaned up.

The next morning, I pissed a poop plug out of my pecker head, and it stung really bad. It was all red, and thick yellowish puss came oozing out. Three months later, I found out I had A.I.D.S. Why did God let this happen to me?!

by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

Dick Bib

A beard on a gay man.

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!

by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006