bat man

A man with a really huge penith.

FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?

MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!

by Peter Eaton May 28, 2006

Dick Bib

A beard on a gay man.

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!

by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006

humorsexual

A person who thinks sex is funny.

Most of the people who submit U.D. defs are humorsexuals.

by Peter Eaton November 22, 2006

Matt Dillon

1) Sheriff Matt Dillon was the main character in the old TV show "Gunsmoke", played by James Arnes.

2) The actor who played "Randy" in "One Night at McCool's".

1) James Arnes, who played "Sheriff Matt Dillon" was the brother of Peter Graves, who played "Mr.Phelps" in the old "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!" TV show.

2) Did the actor "Matt Dillon" get his name from the character "Matt Dillon"? I bet he did!

by Peter Eaton July 31, 2006

polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.

I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!

by Peter Eaton July 07, 2006

carma

carma
1. aka karma Buddhist / Hindu (etc) philosophy "what goes around comes around".
2. automobile, mother

Decipher this: Mycarmaranoveryourdogma.

by Peter Eaton December 27, 2006

Peter Seller

Someone who pimps out male prostitutes.

WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?

DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.

by Peter Eaton June 03, 2006