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by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006
Get the Dick Bib mug.1) Sheriff Matt Dillon was the main character in the old TV show "Gunsmoke", played by James Arnes.
2) The actor who played "Randy" in "One Night at McCool's".
2) The actor who played "Randy" in "One Night at McCool's".
1) James Arnes, who played "Sheriff Matt Dillon" was the brother of Peter Graves, who played "Mr.Phelps" in the old "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!" TV show.
2) Did the actor "Matt Dillon" get his name from the character "Matt Dillon"? I bet he did!
2) Did the actor "Matt Dillon" get his name from the character "Matt Dillon"? I bet he did!
by Peter Eaton July 31, 2006
Get the Matt Dillon mug.(1) A person who is a clever speaker and/or writer and/or singer.
(2) Slang for pussy eater as it sounds like "cunnilingus".
(2) Slang for pussy eater as it sounds like "cunnilingus".
If you can become a master of BOTH definitions of cunning linguist, women will throw themselves at you in order to sit on your face, and will gladly return the favor with some great oral and/or pole riding.
by Peter Eaton July 15, 2006
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by Peter Eaton July 7, 2006
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H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!
by Peter Eaton June 23, 2006
Get the H2 blowjob mug.WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?
DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.
DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.
by Peter Eaton June 11, 2006
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by Peter Eaton May 31, 2006
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