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Definitions by Peter Eaton

Dick Bib 

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!
Dick Bib by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006

Matt Dillon 

1) Sheriff Matt Dillon was the main character in the old TV show "Gunsmoke", played by James Arnes.

2) The actor who played "Randy" in "One Night at McCool's".
1) James Arnes, who played "Sheriff Matt Dillon" was the brother of Peter Graves, who played "Mr.Phelps" in the old "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE!" TV show.

2) Did the actor "Matt Dillon" get his name from the character "Matt Dillon"? I bet he did!
Matt Dillon by Peter Eaton July 31, 2006

cunning linguist 

(1) A person who is a clever speaker and/or writer and/or singer.

(2) Slang for pussy eater as it sounds like "cunnilingus".
If you can become a master of BOTH definitions of cunning linguist, women will throw themselves at you in order to sit on your face, and will gladly return the favor with some great oral and/or pole riding.

polish my sausage

A request by a male to have a person perform some sort of sex act upon his penis, ie, handjob, blowjob, cuntfuck, buttfuck.
I asked Sandra to polish my sausage -- and she did -- 4 different ways!

H2 blowjob 

An H2 BLOWJOB is a humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but, not enough to make you cum.
H3 BLOWJOB = The biggest and best Hummer there is, rich in cum-blasting pleasure!

H2 BLOWJOB = Medium Hummer; (1) Get hard, (2) Lots of pleasure, but (3) you'll have to move on to fucking to finish.

H3 BLOWJOB = Mini Hummer; you get hard, and that's it. Start fucking ASAP!
H2 blowjob by Peter Eaton June 23, 2006

Peter Seller 

Someone who pimps out male prostitutes.
WOODY: What's the name of that new Peter Seller? The one who owns "Gigalos2Go"?

DICK: Goes by the name of Roger Moore.
Peter Seller by Peter Eaton June 11, 2006
A man with a really huge penith.
FAG: Hello! Whoothe that dude over there?

MOTHETH: Heeth Awethome! Bat man babe. Hith penith ith tho long I wath thucking hith peckerhead while he wath fucking my ath!
bat man by Peter Eaton May 31, 2006