Peter's definitions

Shaulis

When your dog wakes you up to take him outside to drop off his payload and instead you pick him up to put him on the bed with you because you're too damn lazy to get up, and while picking him up you squeeze his stomach and he pinches one planting a warm fuzzy on your forehead.

Husband: I better take Otis out before he pulls another Shaulis.

by Peter April 16, 2004

elfrieda

When driving along a road and you notice some fresh cowpatties, you pull over, stop the car, get out, take your shoes off, and step in the cowpattie because you like the way it feels when it squishes in between your toes.

boyfriend: everytime she comes home, she smells like manure.
concerned friend: think she elfriedas?
boyfriend: man I hope not, that's disgusting.

by Peter April 16, 2004

latez

Shortened term for "later"
-Meaning good bye, c ya, farewell

"Aiite im tired dawg, later"
"latez"

by peter May 16, 2004

French Military defeats

an every day way of life for the french

we lost again.... no we surrendered again...o...damn

by peter May 13, 2005

Ass Monster

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.

Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..

by peter January 23, 2004

chode

A fallace whose girth exceedes its length. Can also be used as an offensive term.

Oh my god you chode!

by Peter November 13, 2003

uk.net.news.config

Please also see fuckwitts.

Will try and win a conversation by boring the fuck out of anyone that happens to question ANYTHING.

Will not listen to anything outside of there own little mindset.

look if you want to repeat the same stuff over and over again just go and post in uk.net.news.config

by Peter July 11, 2003