Prowankinating

Like procrastinating yet involving masturbation. Instead of doing the work you set out to do you decide to wank.

Johnny: Pete, were you prowankinating last night?

Pete: Yeh, couldn't be bothered with the work so wanked instead.

by Pete616 June 18, 2011

Earjaculate

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.

Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!

by Pete616 November 14, 2010

Slcow

slutty cow, could mean an actual cow that is slutty or commonly used as two insults in one. Slut and a cow. Therefore being double mean.

Alan: Hey, that Louise is such a slcow, she munched off the whole football team last week!

Ian: I know, she is the biggest slcow I've ever seen! Still would though.

Alan: Yeh, true

by Pete616 September 30, 2010