schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
by Pete Negwaski! December 20, 2006
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tallywacker

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker
by Pete Negwaski! June 24, 2006
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tallywacker

Something used to syphon gas out of a car.
"WOW, that guy just stuck his Tallywacker in a gas tank!"
by Pete Negwaski! June 17, 2006
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bluecacca (blue-cock-ah)

The twisted and perverse cousin of chewbacca who jacks off so much his name was changed to bluecacca (blue-cock-ah)!!
Chewbacca's cousin jacks off so much that his dick turned permanently blue!!.....We nick named him bluecacca (blue-cock-ah)!
by Pete Negwaski! November 16, 2007
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Camp Slipadick

I was a counselor at "Camp Slipadick"!
by Pete Negwaski! August 28, 2008
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Twisted Rapper - "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken A whole Bunch"- envied the Seattle based rapper "Sir Mix-A-Lot " so much that he tried to market himself using a clever twist (on the Sir Mix-A-Lot name) based solely on his favorite activity.....(stuffing his "Dick up in chicken a hole bunch...)
OH NO... That "Sir Dicks Up In A Chicken-A-whole Bunch" just got a job at the local Chicken & Waffle joint.....Dang!!...Guess I'll just have the waffles....
by Pete Negwaski! November 29, 2012
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StrokEmon

Pronounced "Stroke-eee-mon"...A word used to describe people that masturbate to nude photos of Pikachu and his degenerate gang of buddies....
Yo! I just caught Pikachu jacking off to nude pictures of..........Himself!!......(eeeewe...)...Thus, dubbing him "king StrokEmon"
by Pete Negwaski! October 20, 2011
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