Definitions by Pervasive D2

gasoline ass 

A person who likes to drive cars. At times, just to "go for a ride" with no other genuine purpose.

When I wanted to go for a ride through Spa State Park, Pop said I was a real gasoline ass.

gasoline ass by Pervasive D2 October 2, 2013

holler cred 

Holler cred is the local credibility or "street cred" one might enjoy in the mountains or hollows, particularly of Appalachia. This comes from knowing the terrain, being "bush wise," knowing how to hunt, fish and assault Federal officers or Revenuers. Writing songs, or singing them, about white supremacists and sovereign citizen domestic terrorists also helps.

He fights mountain, talks mountain and has a still in his back yard. He sure has holler cred.

holler cred by Pervasive D2 November 5, 2011

Jackson Pollock 

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick

Jackson Pollock by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

big pants 

Sexual attraction to another person, place, animal or object.

Dude, I think Sandy's got the big pants for you!

big pants by Pervasive D2 November 11, 2010

racktacular 

Extremely attractive breasts. Blend of "spectacular" and "rack." Not necessarily linked to size.

See that girl's rack tits boobscansmelonssweaterpuppiesfun bags at the farmer's market?

Yeah, boy. She was racktacular!

racktacular by Pervasive D2 October 25, 2010