Gerik

Gerard Butler and Erik Destler had a baby.

Many Phangirls love Gerik because they love GB and they love Erik...
I, on the other hand, thought to myself, "What the hell were they thinking? Gerard Butler as Erik!?", until my friend Becca persuaded me to watch the movie.

I almost melted.

I am now a Gerik fan.

XD

by Persephone~ July 15, 2009

D'oh

Something Homer Simpson says when he's done something wrong.

Flanders: Okely-diddly-dokely
Simpson: D'oh!

by Persephone~ December 26, 2008

Goth

Emo to the next level.

Goth is the opposite of Max & Ruby

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.

by Persephone~ January 18, 2009

Jock

What makes up approx. 89% of my school, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Jocks are:

~OBSESSED! with sports

~The masculine version of a slut

~Think I like them (OMG!)

~Think nothing else in the world matters except for sports

~Likes picking up a ho or two on the street

~Usually (but not always) gets poor grades

~Hates all other social cliques (geeks, preps, punks, etc)

Teacher: Today we will learn about meiosis...
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: I'm trying out for Cora in our school play Nightfallen!
Jock: FOOTBALL!
--
Me: Let me guess, football?
Jock: BASKETBALL!
Me: O_o

by Persephone~ June 04, 2009

Mezzo-soprano

What most female singer are. Seriously.
If one is a soprano, they can hit A 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a full-soprano, they can hit C 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a contralto, they can hit C2 with no trouble at all.

If you can't hit any of the above notes, you are a mezzo-soprano

by Persephone~ June 05, 2009

LQTM

Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.

==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**

by Persephone~ October 19, 2009