Persephone~'s definitions

LQTM

Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.

==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**

by Persephone~ October 19, 2009

Maroon

The name of a band I once had. Not to be confused with Maroon 5.

Maroon was doomed from the start.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Dancefloor

A hilarious song by Maroon. My cousin and I made it up. Inspired by Legos.

Me: You like to poop on my floor!
Anna: Dancefloor
Both: The Dancefloor
Anna: Dancefloor
Both: The Dancefloor

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman

A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.

Malin Akerman puts Tara Reid to shame.

by Persephone~ November 30, 2009

D'oh

Something Homer Simpson says when he's done something wrong.

Flanders: Okely-diddly-dokely
Simpson: D'oh!

by Persephone~ December 26, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A place where people used to go to learn slang terms, but now just a place where teens with no life go to use as a burn book.

Stupid teenagers keep putting nonsense on Urban Dictionary...
Persephone's Uncle, those losers.

by Persephone~ January 15, 2009

Cannibalism

To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.

The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.

by Persephone~ February 27, 2009