Definitions by Pentozali

dextrorotatory 

Tending to lean to the political right wing, or a person with such a political leaning. From the chemistry term.

There's a dextrorotatory who's putting a monkey wrench into this bill!

dextrorotatory by pentozali February 11, 2010

Jehovah's Witness walk

Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.

I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.

Jehovah's Witness walk by pentozali December 30, 2009

bliv 

A person who is oBLIVious to what is going on around him or her.

The bus driver had to tell the bliv to get up from his seat so the lady with the stroller could sit down.

bliv by pentozali December 20, 2009

jester's hat 

A graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a vagina.

Johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester's hat in a very expensive schoolbook.

jester's hat by pentozali December 20, 2009

FCOUGH

An all-too-obvious way to say "Fuck off" on a vanity license plate when one thinks the DMV won't know what it means.

Someone has "FCOUGH" on her license plate. Soon she'll have a complaint letter sent to the DMV!

FCOUGH by pentozali December 19, 2009

encolded 

Stuck at home because the weather outdoors is too cold to go outside.

Go outside? Today? You gotta be kidding---it's -10 degrees Fahrenheit! I'm encolded!

encolded by pentozali December 3, 2009

magnifibeautastic 

MAGNIFIcent + BEAUtiful + fanTASTIC

The Antranig Armenian Dance Ensemble performance was magnifibeautastic!

magnifibeautastic by pentozali December 2, 2009