Definitions by Pentozali

Di Aria 

The goddess of runny shit.

I hafta go to the porcelain throne and pay homage to Di Aria.

Di Aria by pentozali June 6, 2010

fruck 

When a child (present company included, when I was much younger) tries to say "truck", the word might come out sounding like "fruck" and shocking Mom and Dad.

_ Mommy, look at that big red fruck1
_ Johnny, what did you say? "Fruck" is a bad word!
_ Fruck!
_ It's "truck", Johnny. Truck. Watch my mouth when I say it. Truck---T-R-U-C-K!

fruck by pentozali June 5, 2010

man with the big red-white-and-blue Frisbee 

Captain America.

When I was much younger, I loved to watch the man with the big red-white-and-blue Frisbee on TV.

man with the big red-white-and-blue Frisbee by pentozali May 30, 2010

what died?

Expression to describe the foul odors emanated by a person who didn't wipe his/her ass well after taking a shit, or a person that laid an unbelievably stinky fart.

Maaaaan, what did you do, wipe your ass with a rock? What died? Use TP with some soap and water on it, and take a fuckin' shower!

what died? by pentozali May 29, 2010

elecjizzity

Visible signs that one is really enjoying a good fuck, other than the obvious ejaculation: hard breathing, grunting, "ick" sounds produced in the throat, a "cummy face".

She could tell that her husband really had elecjizzity.

elecjizzity by pentozali May 26, 2010

house of ill compute 

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.

I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!

house of ill compute by pentozali May 22, 2010

twipst 

The act of making a wrong movement while doing a dance, throwing you and your line and/or partners off balance.

Marietta, I still don't know how to do the Hambo too well, so I'll be doing one twipst after another!

twipst by pentozali May 17, 2010