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Definitions by Pentozali

Sagging, pillowy fat that appears on some morbidly obese people. Usually occurs when such a person has made unsuccessful attempts to lose weight.
Monica has a lot of sad fat. You can see it when she's sitting down and her arms are hanging off the armrests on her chair.
sad fat by pentozali December 23, 2011

Blue Code of Honor 

An unwritten law that states that a police officer may not rat on a fellow police officer unless there are undeniably incontrovertable circumstances involved.
Officer Reyes wasn't allowed to talk about the drunk-driving incident to Officer Hanlon because of the Blue Code Of Honor.
Blue Code of Honor by pentozali December 23, 2011
Ponder this, Pinky...Bryek!
bryek by pentozali December 16, 2011
Pleasantly plump.
Maria likes Aram's hairy chest and pundy moobs.
pundy by pentozali December 16, 2011

wrap wreck 

What happens when you're banging out a message on a computer, or texting a message, and you press the wrong keys and the message "wraps" and deletes words, causing you to make typos or a completely unreadable message. The message equivalent of a car accident.
"He brought his clari with nethim" is one example of a wrap wreck. The speaker meant to say "He brought his clarinet with him".
wrap wreck by pentozali December 15, 2011

Pokemonkey 

Person who is addicted to Pokemon in all its forms, i.e., books, playing cards, the TV series, and video games.
Brian knows all the special abilities in his cards---he's a real Pokemonkey.
Pokemonkey by pentozali December 15, 2011

give pussy a taste of cream 

To ejaculate (cream) into a vagina (pussy).
I wanna give pussy a taste of cream so badly!